29 Aug 2006
Have you been layin’ asleep in yer hammock wonderin’ to yourself “Ohh Deary Me, I wonders what the PiratePalooza shirts will look like this year!” Well dunder yer brain no more me hearties, ’tis time to be showin’ you what I’ve in store for you this year!! Introducing: Booty Call and Musical Swords!!!!! And oh my gosh, does the Jolly Roger on the Musical Swords shirt really Glow-in-the-Dark??!!
These shirts will be available the week preceding PiratePalooza at our Official Store, The Boswell Gallery, in Decatur, Georgia. If you would like to purchase a shirt to be shipped to your location please contact Cap’n Drew for pricing. Certain sizes of these shirts will sell out very quickly, don’t miss out!!!
MUSICAL SWORDS ($15)
The heart of PiratePalooza is the music provided by the extraordinary groups who grace our decks! This year’s commemorative shirts celebrate piracy and showmanship in one swell foop! Cutlass on one end, guitar on the other, and in the middle? That’s right, a GLOW-IN-THE-DARK Jolly Roger!! And each shirt is only $15!!
SIZES (Adult Cut): 2 S, 6 M, 10 L, 20 XL, 3 XXL, 2 XXXL
SIZES (Ladies Cut): 9 S, 10 M, 15 L, 3 XL, 2 XXL
You’ve been such a dear monkey crew that I wanted to celebrate this year’s theme with the saucy wenches who make it all worthwhile, and what better way to mark our upcoming tryst than with a shirt that says it all?
BOOTY CALL ($20)
This shirt marks Cap’n Drew’s re-entry into the world of Haute Couture for women. Wenches, you’ll turn heads when you bounce into the bar, sails a-billow. Every swabby from Halifax to Hindoostan will have his eye on your smart lookin’ bow young missy so watch where you point them cannons!! Shirts by Bella, Design by Cap’n Drew in drydock.
SIZES: 10 S, 3 M, 6 L, 2 XL, 1 2XL
One More Thing
And for those of you ready for the gangplank, er, the catwalk, don’t miss out on the matching pink eyepatches made special by Cap’n Drew’s own dear Mum and Dad, as seen in the famous video Captain Rob. Like the shirts, these designer eyepatches come in very limited quantities, unlike the shirts they’ll be sold for a mere $5 each.