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As the final destination of the first two PiratePaloozas, the Decatur pub named The Angel is no doubt a familiar location to Palooza fans. But did you know that there’s a very strong Star Wars undercurrent at the Angel? We’ll be revealing more of that in a few months, but for now enjoy two lovely members of the waitstaff from the Angel, Cat and Caitlyn, battling for the championship of CUPFIGHT!!!!

The first rule of Cupfight!! is that you fight with cups on your hands.

The second rule of Cupfight!! is that you hire Jeff Goldblum to say:

“There is no step three!!”

Disclaimer:
It costs extra to have Jeff Goldblum to laugh hysterically. He has a really good agent. If you plan to visit The Angel soon and would like to pit your waitress against another table’s waitress simply hand each lady a crisp $20 bill and say: Cupfight!!!! This activity may be illegal in your state and is not condoned by Captain Drew or his crew unless the risk/profit ration is amenable to our current investment strategies. Offer may already be void. We were never here. You did not read this. This is a recipe for baked turbot. Close your browser. Please. Run, run away. Dammit, stop reading, I can’t keep coming up with stuff. For real, this is getting tiresome. Just close it. Close it. No, you hang up first. No, you. You. ::sigh::