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Them boggers over at Los Angeles Magazine have dug up a real fine firsthand account from one of the buggers what dress up like the popular film pirate Captain Jack Sparrow at the Disney theme parks. Turns out that portraying the world’s most popular movie pirate be nearly as close to working as a Santa Claus at the local shopping mall as you could ever imagine, the exception being that instead of being peed upon by screaming kneebiters you’re subjected to girls dry-humping your leg…. which is of course awesome. Unfortunately, the job also involves being subject to the laws of the Disney Empire. Think you’ve got what it takes? Read all about it on LAmag.com!!