3 Aug 2008
Have you ever been to “that thing” what happens over in Decatarrrr every Septembarrr? That thing with the seafaring entrepreneurs and the pubs and the crawling and the concerts? You know, the birthday for the space pirate what be known around these parts as Captain Drew? Did you really like it all that much? Really?? Do you really feel that it be necessary to do it one more time? Do you really? Enough to send the Captain a picture of yourself running topless across a beach like Pamela Anderson (boobies v.1.0)?? That’s what I thought. Still, if any of this be making ANY sense to you…. then you might ought to hold Septembarrr the 20th open on your schedule. That’s: SEPTEMBARRRR the 20th!!!!! (mind that you keep it to yourselves unless you wants a load of scurvy lubbers to show up and gawp at you).