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Captain Drew Loses Alien Technology During Drunken Bender

Lost Thingy

Last night, while celebrating an imminent announcement regarding this year’s Official PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl and Pubsing, Captain Drew lost a very important piece of space pirate technology. The device was most likely lost at Trader Vic’s or one of 12 other bars that the Captain visited during that evening’s fete. The Captain wishes to keep this alien technology out of his competitors’ hands and is asking you, his fans, to keep an eye out for anything that might look space piratey. As an incentive, the Captain is offering an “as yet to be specified” reward for the return of this technology. He would prefer that “space strippers find it because that would be cool!!! Wouldn’t that be cool???” Thank you for your assistance, pirates of Earth.

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5 Responses to this post.

  1. Photognome's Gravatar

    Posted by Photognome on 21.08.11 at 2:48 pm

    I think I may have located an item, much like of what you speak. The main question being (of course) is what is it worth to you to see it again?

  2. drew's Gravatar

    Posted by drew on 21.08.11 at 2:48 pm

    Dear Mr. Gnome,
    Mr. Captain Drew would be most interested in having this item returned to him as soon as possible. Publication of the secrets contained in this item could be immensely damaging to Mr. Captain Drew’s interests. Mr. Captain Drew will call you in the morning regarding his terms for the return of this item. No charges will be pressed for the theft of this item if you will comply with the Captain’s gracious terms.
    Warmest Regards,
    Flannery McTagg and Magnusson

  3. drew's Gravatar

    Posted by drew on 21.08.11 at 2:48 pm

    Addendum: the Captain has asked that you refrain from touching the back side of the device without a lead apron.

  4. Photognome's Gravatar

    Posted by Photognome on 21.08.11 at 2:48 pm

    Would your attorney be a fancy lad of about medium height, with dark hair and rimless glasses, wearing a double breasted suit and carrying a briefcase? If so, he is currently languishing at the bottom of the pit trap located under my front doorstep. He keeps moaning so I think a couple of the spikes got him, but not to worry, he has 2 Jehovah’s Witnesses and a Mormon down there to keep him company…

  5. drew's Gravatar

    Posted by drew on 21.08.11 at 2:48 pm

    Dear Mr. Gnome,
    Walter was never going to actually use his flintlock on you – it was a bargaining tool. The Captain will be contacting you personally regarding this matter. You may want to move out of the country. Please, do not take the device with you – you won’t make it through any airports with it anyway.

    Regards,
    Flannery McTagg and Magnusson