15 Sep 2012
Breaking: Captain Vows to Find Lost Map
In what may be the pirate news story of the week, Captain Drew, famed space pirate and inventor of the rPlank™ has announced his intentions to find a “very valuable treasure map” that he claims was lost during his last laundry day.
“Yes, Brian, I am very concerned and hope to find this map very quickly as it shows where I have hidden all my treasure,” said the Captain to our reporter Brie Nicholls, who attended the Captain’s hastily called announcement in a popular doughnut shop along Ponce De Leon Street in Atlanta late Saturday morning.
“It be my intention, Brian, to determine WHERE I left my map and then to pick it UP again and put it into my breeches POCKET. My, you certainly have a large chest for a cabin boy, Brian. Do you mind if I?”
Our reporter had to leave the press conference before it was over, but she suggests that you do NOT get near the Captain until he sobers up. Especially if you have a large chest.
Good luck, treasure hunters, on the 8th Annual PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing beginning at 1:30pm today at Twain’s in Decatur!
The pubcrawl will follow this route, at these times:
Twain’s – 1:30pm until 2:30pm
Brick Store – 2:45pm until 4:25pm
MARTA Plaza – meet and greet and the Virginia Reel – 4:30pm until 5:00pm
Mac McGee’s Irish Pub – 5:00pm until 6:30pm
Harbour Bar & Fish House – 7:00pm until 11:00pm
The route will be filled with music and the Captain and his pals will have an adventure that you can follow along with!
Be sure to purchase the limited edition run of the 2012 PiratePalooza™ t-shirts for $20 each, with the previous year’s remainders priced at $15 each – all available around 7pm at the Harbour Bar & Fish House!! Hurry folks, these be in limited quantities, and once they’re gone they’re GONE!!
Be safe and use a designated steersman!!
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