17 Jan 2013
Last year I found out that me old pirate pal Joseph “Foe” Davis were nipping down to Mister Walter Disney’s Swamp of Folly so I begged him to fetch me back a souvenir from that rat-infested land of happiness.
However, to keep him on his toes I challenged Foe to avoid ye olde gift shoppe. Well of course I got busy and forgot all about that challenge until he surprised me at Christmas with the most audacious of gifts… water from the secret pirate springs which feed the Pirates of the Caribbean dark ride, which are said to be from the ACTUAL Fountain of Youth!! That’s right, the water in this vial has coursed for decades through that most famous of pirate rides, past your planet’s most famous animatronic sea-faring ruffians, hidden in PLAIN SIGHT!!
Just LOOK at these here pictures of the amazing gift that Foe acquired most deviously, the way that pirates do.
Inside the box there were a letter of authenticity, which I shall not post here lest you apes attempt a crude counterfeit.
Inside it says “Behold! Within this bottle be waters from “The Pirates of the Caribbean” pilfered from Walt Disney’s most Magical of Kingdoms, captured on the 3rd Day of September in the year 2012.” – Marvelous!!!
The waters of the Pirates of the Caribbean… most likely from the Fountain of Youth.
While I’ve seen and done many amazing things over the course of my travels I must admit that this little treasure gives me a special thrill, and if you be wondering, there be less than a dozen of Foe’s enchanted vials on this planet. “The Brotherhood of the Pirate Water” be an exclusive club that few may ever join.
I raise a toast to you, Mr. Davis!!
You be one of the most clever pirates it has been my pleasure to know.