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I have an announcement to make in regard to that baby what everybody be yammerin’ about. You know the one. It’s the wee little bairn what belonged to the recently departed lass with the huge tracts o’ land (aka Cap’n Drew’s Girl-flavored Chewtoys™). I’m talking of none other than the baby what every man this side o’ Davy Jones’ locker be claimin’ as his own!! Well I’m here to say that the baby be mine, and I means to claim her, or him, or whatever…. just deal me in.
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Vanity Fair Magazine, whose cleavage-enriched advertisements comfort Captain Drew when he’s especially lonely, is featuring a six page article by Steven Daly about the two young cabin boys what control a little place on the internet called Pirate Bay; a centralized location for the trafficking of movies and television programs. Though I don’t be too sure about exactly how these lads be pirating movies over the internet wires (as I still have trouble programming my Sextant) it does seem that they were noticed by the navy of the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA)….
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