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Joni Minstrel Kicks the King

This weekend one of my crew “intercepted” a shipment of Village Protest Singer Joni Minstrel’s brand new album titled “Joni Minstrel Kicks the King”. We first used them as signal mirrors, then we gave ’em a go as dinner plates but they leaked in the middle. Finally, we got tired and put one into our cursed music box and pressed PLAY.
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