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Pirate Chain Letter

Pirate Chain Letter

The bearded pirate merchant in this photo named “Captain Matt” went to a place called The Georgia Renaissance Festival. While there he was seized with a desire to record the moment, so he asked his friends to take his photo on this very spot. However, as he be a right bastard of a pirate, he’d already slain his entire crew (with the exception of a goat named “Pierre” and a moldy bar of Continue Reading

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Intertwined

In Captain Drew’s brief but astonishing career no finer band has crossed the dusty boards of the Brewer’s Pub stage than a trio of traveling minstrels what go by the name of “Three Quarter Ale“. The musical alchemy of Ariana Pellayle, Rosemary Quench and Wicked Pete Speakeasy delivers Renalicious gold, set after set, week after week, festival after festival. And once, once in a very blue moon, they produce a new album. Don’t look now, but there be a blue moon shining on a fantastic new album what be called “Intertwined”. Order the well-produced CD from CD Baby or a virtual copy from iTunes so you can put it on your rPod today! Continue Reading

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Wine, Woman & Song @ Georgia Renfest!

Aye!! It be true, the group Wine, Woman and Song will return to the Georgia Renaissance Festival’s Brewer’s Pub for a special weekend appearance this Saturday and Sunday, May 19th and 20th. Longtime favorites at the Renaissance Festival, the group’s deep library of songs, terrific harmonies and commanding stage presence paved the way for many of the music groups who play the Georgia Festival today. Led by the buxom Pubmistress Naughty Nellie Peachbottom, WW&S also enjoys the vocal talents of the esteemed tights-wearing Concord Grapellwyn and the instrumental wizardry of Renwick Sangster. Whatever it takes to attend, don’t miss this limited appearance, you won’t be disappointed!!

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Joni Minstrel Kicks the King

This weekend one of my crew “intercepted” a shipment of Village Protest Singer Joni Minstrel’s brand new album titled “Joni Minstrel Kicks the King”. We first used them as signal mirrors, then we gave ’em a go as dinner plates but they leaked in the middle. Finally, we got tired and put one into our cursed music box and pressed PLAY.
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