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2009 Palooza Shirts : Legend of the Cursed Hand

The 2009 PiratePalooza Cursed Hand Shirt

(For those unfamiliar with our tale, the 5th Anniversary PiratePaloozaâ„¢ T-shirts celebrate the Legend of PiratePalooza, a portion of which has been republished below. These shirts will come in Ocean Depth Black adult T’s and Heart of Darkness Coal for the ladies. All shirts are $15. Limited supplies. Available at the James Joyce during the Pub Sing. Cash only.)

As stormclouds drew tight their net over the port of Decatur, old folks shuttered their doors and withdrew to the relative safety of their cottages. Outside, new mothers scooped up their children and scurried them along the old Church street in anticipation of the gathering tempest. When one young lad wrestled free of his mother’s grip she shouted for her husband’s help. Wasting no time the man snatched the child up short and growled “Listen to your Ma now, get along home!”.

“But Pa,” whined the lad, “why do they all bolt their doors? Why are they a-feared of the storm?”

“It ain’t the weather they be feared of, boy. It be the Palooza. It’s coming for us now son, just as sure as the Devil does come for your soul.”

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Palooza 2008 Shirts and Sizes

2008 Palooza Shirt Front/Back

Shirts Ho!! This year’s silkscreened shirts really will be a “limited edition”, so pay attention and be ready to buy yours ASAP before someone else makes off with it! In case you’ve missed the announcemnt, this year’s shirts will be chocolate brown and will feature a broadside about this year’s PiratePalooza™ on the backside, placed there to cover your ugly hump, you great stinky bell-ringing sea rat!! (Forgive us if you actually do have any sort of hump-like anatomical feature as we’re quite sensitive pirates, honest). Returning again this year are sturdy all-cotton tees, the same shirt most of you ruffians and ruffianettes always demand. AND, I have something NEW for you especially trollopy lassies what are always begging the Captain to look at your yummy-yummy curves… this time around we’ll also offer true ladies-only shirts made in a clingy baby rib knit so that you can set your cannons on display. Price on the shirts is pending, more information soon.

Women’s Baby Rib Knit projected size selection
XSmall equates to size 0, allows bust of 28″ – 30″ [5 shirts ordered at this size]
Small equates to size 0-2, allows bust of 30″ – 32″ [5 shirts ordered at this size]
Medium equates to size 4-6, allows bust of 32″ – 34″ [5 shirts ordered at this size]
Large equates to size 8-10, allows bust of 36″ – 38″ [7 shirts ordered at this size]
XLarge equates to size 12-14, allows bust of 40″ – 42″ [3 shirts ordered at this size]
2XLarge equates to size 16-18, allows bust of 44″ – 46″ [0 shirts ordered at this size]

Adult Cotton Tees projected size selection
Medium [2 shirts ordered at this size]
Large [6 shirts ordered at this size]
XLarge [18 shirts ordered at this size]
2XLarge [3 shirts ordered at this size]
3XLarge [1 shirts ordered at this size]

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Raise Anchor 2008!!

2008 Palooza Shirt Artwork

Look alive you sorry dogs, the seas are high and the Palooza is calling! It be only 10 days before we invade Decatarrrr and there be much to be done ahead of the invasion… like getting our T-shirts! This year we’ll be treatin’ ourselves to a fyne chocolate brown shirt to commemorate the glory that is PiratePalooza™. Prices will be announced just as soon as we know how much the shirts will cost us, and the shirts will be available on the day of the Palooza and also via PayPal, with UPS shipping. If you’ve missed a shirt from a previous year drop a line and we’ll check to see if there are any left (note: the very popular 2006 shirt with glow-in-the-dark ink is SOLD OUT in men’s XL size… heck, I only got ONE of them!!).™

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Introducing 2007 PaloozaGear™ (T-shirts!)

A Part of the rPhone Concert Series

All too quickly the months have thundered past us like great wallowing herds of Sylvanian Sea Sharpies and here we are with but a week to go until the legendary PiratePalooza™ pubcrawl. The music! The rum! The wenches! The rum in the wenches! The permutations are thrilling! So, are you excited yet? Well just in case you need a gentle shove toward the Lido Deck, allow me to introduce the artwork for the limited-edition, screen-printed, 2007 PiratePalooza™ T-shirts… wait, is that the???

That’s no mirage you young scalawags… per popular worldwide demand, this year’s PiratePalooza™ PubSing Tour is a part of the rPhone™ Concert Series!! The same steampunk technology that once made the Fake Steve Jobs chuckle in our general direction can now be hoisted across your backside like a proper flag that will tell everyone in your WOWLARP that “I’m such an enormous pratt that you just have to love me!” [What the hell’s a WOWLARP? -editor]

But wait, you say that you want another photo of the shirt?

You want to know what’s on the front of it?

Well shiver me timbers lads, looky here…. it’s our freakin’ brand new cooler-than-cool, “two letter P’s shoved up against each other to make a skull” official PiratePalooza™ emblem!! Horky snap!!!

Our most awesome shirt yet?!!

Shirt Availability

The shirts will go on sale the day of the Palooza itself (beginning at the kick-off site). Note that this is a limited first-edition printing, so hold back $15 to make sure that you’ll get one. They’ll come in one color: black. There’ll be two styles: premium cotton Adult T’s and stretchy ladies babydolls for those lasses out there who like to show off their cannons, full and round. There are only a very few shirts in larger sizes and all of these will be first-come-first-serve. A limited number of the Palooza ’05 and ’06 shirts will be available for $10/each for those completionists among you!

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2006 Shirts Now Available

This year’s PiratePalooza shirts are Now Available for purchase at our official store for 2006, the Boswell Gallery in downtown Decatur!! Since there’s no way to know how many people are planning on pre-purchasing their shirts I don’t know whether to assure you that we’ll have your style/size on the night of the Palooza or to scream at you to hurry down to the gallery and buy your shirts now. The one thing that I do know is that the screeners at T-Shirt Designs Inc. over in Avondale Estates have done a marvelous job with this year’s shirts and that you’re sure to enjoy wearing them anywhere you go!

Note that a selection of ladies shirts from the first PiratePalooza will be available the night of the Palooza for $15/each if you’d like to own a “historic” bit of Palooza memorabilia.

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PiratePalooza 2006 T-Shirt Artwork

Have you been layin’ asleep in yer hammock wonderin’ to yourself “Ohh Deary Me, I wonders what the PiratePalooza shirts will look like this year!” Well dunder yer brain no more me hearties, ’tis time to be showin’ you what I’ve in store for you this year!! Introducing: Booty Call and Musical Swords!!!!! And oh my gosh, does the Jolly Roger on the Musical Swords shirt really Glow-in-the-Dark??!!
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PP2: T-shirt Update

This year’s T-shirts will go to the printer by the end of next week and there have been some updates.

  • Shirt Switch Due to numerous requests we are switching the baseball-style shirts to “Classic” black T-shirts. Please note: if you’re a girl who likes to show off her curves you’ll probably want to buy the pink and white cap sleeve shirt instead.
  • Sponsors Welcome This year I am officially looking for sponsors for the PiratePalooza T-shirts, at two levels of sponsorship: RUM and GOLD.
    • RUM LEVEL
      For $75 you can have your company’s name featured on the back of the black T-shirts, be listed on the sponsors page of our website until next spring, given 1 complimentary commemorative T-shirt and may order additional T-shirts at cost.
    • GOLD LEVEL
      For $150 you can have your company’s logo featured on the back of the black T-shirts, be listed on the sponsors page of our website until next spring, given 2 complimentary commemorative T-shirts and may order additional T-shirts at cost.

    Please help spread the word about this, these shirts aren’t cheap to make and it would be really nice to keep the cost down for those of you who want to buy them. For an additional fee your company can have Cap’n Drew and his crew shoot an internet advertisement about your product, after all, the Yiddish word word for pirate is shill

  • Glow? No. For now. The rumors of glow-in-the-dark shirts are only rumors. For now.
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2006 Paloozawear Poll

3/4 Sleeve Shirt

Those of you who were at the very first PiratePalooza in September of ’05 may have purchased a T-shirt or a babydoll-T as a souvenir, sure to be a valuable commodity twenty years from now. This year there are two entirely new shirt designs, which we’ll debut a little closer to the Palooza. In the meantime we need your size! Please take a moment to vote in the poll below so we don’t have to squeeze you into a shirt that’s too small for you… unless you’re into that sort of thing! The shirts are Now Available!! For more information check here.

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