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So your old pal Cap’n Drew was sittin’ in a dockside tavern last night when he ran across this fine, fair wreck of a wench who seemed to warm to me sweet talk, free rum and roaming hands. I think her name was Alaksi… maybe she were Japanese. Anyways, I thought it were all going so fine and grand and at the end of the night I asked for her bloomers, which, like a lady she refused to surrender. She asked me if I’d settle for her number instead, which I did, seeing as that was the only booty I’d be gettin’ that night. The problem is, I can’t seem to reach the lass at the number and I was wondering if any of you lot might be able to help….. take a look: 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0 ….. so what is that? I think it might be one of them international numbers… ooooo, maybe she were French! No, wait, if she’d a been French I wouldn’t have been blown off. Wait, I mean…. well, just you never mind what I mean. Let me know if you find out how I can reach that wench with this number! I ain’t never had one of them French Japanese wenches before!!!


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  1. Mark Ditsler's Gravatar

    Posted by Mark Ditsler on 02.05.07 at 6:21 am

    Arrrrr, Cap’n. That be your key to her bloomers, matey! She must really Digg you. I’d suggest you call her up and invite yourself over to watch a movie on one of them shiny disc thingies…but, you can’t reach her on the phone. Don’t look like the trade wind is blowing in the right direction for you, Cap’n

    Let me tell ya ’bout those Japanese wenches…ya gotta play by their rules if ya want something from ’em!