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Shirts Ho!! This year’s silkscreened shirts really will be a “limited edition”, so pay attention and be ready to buy yours ASAP before someone else makes off with it! In case you’ve missed the announcemnt, this year’s shirts will be chocolate brown and will feature a broadside about this year’s PiratePalooza™ on the backside, placed there to cover your ugly hump, you great stinky bell-ringing sea rat!! (Forgive us if you actually do have any sort of hump-like anatomical feature as we’re quite sensitive pirates, honest). Returning again this year are sturdy all-cotton tees, the same shirt most of you ruffians and ruffianettes always demand. AND, I have something NEW for you especially trollopy lassies what are always begging the Captain to look at your yummy-yummy curves… this time around we’ll also offer true ladies-only shirts made in a clingy baby rib knit so that you can set your cannons on display. Price on the shirts is pending, more information soon.

Women’s Baby Rib Knit projected size selection
XSmall equates to size 0, allows bust of 28″ – 30″ [5 shirts ordered at this size]
Small equates to size 0-2, allows bust of 30″ – 32″ [5 shirts ordered at this size]
Medium equates to size 4-6, allows bust of 32″ – 34″ [5 shirts ordered at this size]
Large equates to size 8-10, allows bust of 36″ – 38″ [7 shirts ordered at this size]
XLarge equates to size 12-14, allows bust of 40″ – 42″ [3 shirts ordered at this size]
2XLarge equates to size 16-18, allows bust of 44″ – 46″ [0 shirts ordered at this size]

Adult Cotton Tees projected size selection
Medium [2 shirts ordered at this size]
Large [6 shirts ordered at this size]
XLarge [18 shirts ordered at this size]
2XLarge [3 shirts ordered at this size]
3XLarge [1 shirts ordered at this size]

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