Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
31Aug2005
It’s time for all o’ you fine and true pirates to begin spreadin’ the word that the Palooza is nigh well upon us. We’d a’thought that ye might a’been handin’ the black spot ’round in all those dark rum holes where you spend your wakin’ hours, but then you are all such a visual lot… Continue reading PP2005 Collectible Poster
29Aug2005
Raise the Mains’l lads, the winds are pickin’ up and blowin’ us hard toward the Palooza: the mothership has added PiratePalooza to their list of officially recognized events!
17Aug2005
We’ve just about settled on the route o’ the crawl, ’tis truly been a hard decision! Unless tides change we’ll be doin’: FIRST Port o’ Call: Eddie’s Attic SECOND Port o’ Call: The Brick Store THIRD (and final) Port o’ Call: The Angel (this is where our concert be happenin’!!)
13Aug2005
‘Tis been awhile but we’ve slept off our rum and remembered that we’ve a parrrrrty ta run in little more than a month so we’ve wiped the schmutz off’n our little box o’ blinkin’ lights and are postin’ this here message to bring you all ’round hard. We’ve just found out that Good Cap’n Mal… Continue reading Juliana Finch to Join Palooza
12Aug2005
One of the original PiratePalooza videos, Captain Mal shares his woes with Captain Drew, who has problems of his own. Don’t even mention Bill! Written and brilliantly performed by Captain Mal.
02Aug2005
What happens at PiratePalooza stays at PiratePalooza…. unless it falls back out. This is one of the original PiratePalooza videos, written by Captain Drew and featuring Villicious as the exotic dancer.
29Jul2005
Strip clubs don’t excite pirates, so what does? Find out when the lads meet “Peg”! This has been an immensely popular download with amputee fetishists. No, seriously. We’re kind of creeped out. Written by Captain Drew, peg-legged to by Villicious.
16Jul2005
It takes a lot of tries to get an untrained cat to run across a table on cue, see for yourself! This footage is taken from one of our Pussybar videos conceived of by Captain Mal and starring one of Villicious’ cats.
15Jul2005
One of the original PiratePalooza Pussybar videos, this clip was conceived of by Captain Mal and performed by one of Villicious’ cats. After umpteen attempts to get the kitty to run across the table she surprised us by actually doing it…
14Jul2005
From the original Pussybar video series, here we see one of Villicious’ kitties performing lewd acts for money!
27Jun2005
Why, shiver me timbers, it seems there be an update each and every day! Old Cap’n Drew’ll be needin a few days off ta spend with Whiskey Nancy afore he be postin’ agin. Fer now know this: the right fine folk at The Angel pub be keen on the Palooza landin’ on their doorstep so… Continue reading The Angel : Check
25Jun2005
Well we’ve got our new website and ain’t she a right nice sight? Tis only a matter o’ time fer us to slip all of our fine information up fer all to see. It’s these damnable DIVs what keeps us up at night, but never you mind me lads and lassies, it’ll all be square… Continue reading PiratePalooza.com
22Jun2005
We’ve alerted the City o’ Decatur that we’ll be expectin’ a showin’ o’ our band o’ pirates on the 17th – the city’s Special Events Coordinator and a representative of the local constabulatory have all been tipped off so take care with yer cutlasses or the redcoats’ll be after ya with muskets and Ford Crown… Continue reading Word to the Wise
05Jun2005
Today we dragged around the grounds o’ the Georgia Renaissance Festival meeting tha pirates what was chronologically misplaced by a couple o’ centuries. When slipped the Black Spot they shrieked like little island women but they agreed as they’d been summoned and we expect them full well to be at the gatherin’ on September 17th.
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