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Imperial Ass-Whooping

Your old pirate pal Cap’n Drew has recently seen a magic lantern show that has really captured his imagination! It’s called Star…. something…. I…. I forget. But still, maybe you’ve seen it? It has some strange fellers what run around and carve things up with magic humming swords and then there’s a lot of other fellers dressed in shiny white armor what work for some sort of Empire type operation. I didn’t really understand that part either. But oh do it be a fine sight to see! Now, just this week I learned that there’ll be a group of them fellers in white armor paradin’ around downtown Atlanta and I thinks to me self, “Why not fall in with ’em for awhile to see if I can get ’em to tell me where to find a magic humming sword for myself?”…. unfortunately, I’m between booty-calls this month so I don’t have any silver to rub together for the purchase of me own fine white armor and have been forced to make do with some things that one of me crew pulled from a dumpster. If anybody knows these fellers in white please put in a good word for your old Cap’n Drew, he’d like to make it to the Palooza in one piece this year!


4 Responses to this post.

  1. hugging pirate's Gravatar

    Posted by hugging pirate on 01.09.06 at 9:20 am

    Your costumes were amazing.

  2. drew's Gravatar

    Posted by drew on 01.09.06 at 9:20 am

    Well we had a good time, but let me ask a question: what were all them other people doin’ downtown over the weekend? There be some strange lookin’ folks gathered all in a clump. Mind you, I didn’t half mind the bosoms that were spillin’ out from every corner! You can read more about our adventures over at!!

  3. Captn Jack Sparrow's Gravatar

    Posted by Captn Jack Sparrow on 01.09.06 at 9:20 am

    It was funny when Becky saw you under that box, hehe. Glad you guys had a kick ass time!

  4. drew's Gravatar

    Posted by drew on 01.09.06 at 9:20 am

    That we did Jack, that we did!