Author: Captain Drew

23Mar2025

Georgia Faire Introduces “GARF Buckets” Aerial Gondola Network

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FAIRBURN, GA — The Georgia Renaissance Festival is soaring to new heights as it celebrates its 40th anniversary with the introduction of a bold new transportation system to allow visitors to “Get. Around. (the) Rennaissance. Faire. (in) Buckets” or “GARF Buckets”, for short. GARF Buckets, are a whimsical aerial gondola network designed to carry visitors… Continue reading Georgia Faire Introduces “GARF Buckets” Aerial Gondola Network

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07Sep2023

Preorders Open for Japanese Ghost Pirate Shirt

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The 19th Annual PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing Legend of the Japanese Ghost Pirate shirts are available for pre-order from the PiratePalooza Gear page until September 30, 2023. This year’s dynamic design captures the mystery of the era of the Japanese Ghost Pirate. This year’s souvenir shirts will ship in OCTOBER. Important Note for Facebook mobile… Continue reading Preorders Open for Japanese Ghost Pirate Shirt

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08Apr2023

King Drew Declares Seashells “New Money”

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In a surprise announcement that literally no one saw coming, Captain “King” Drew has declared that seashells will become the “New Money” of Newcastle. Here’s what we know so far: Early Friday morning Captain Drew was rescued from a portable toilet in the “France” section of the Georgia Renaissance Festival, where he had been trapped… Continue reading King Drew Declares Seashells “New Money”

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04Feb2023

Newcastle Repels Fairhaven “Weather” Balloon

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Around 2:30pm on Saturday, a large balloon filled with well-wishers from the Kingdom of Fairhaven drifted lazily over the seedy backside of Newcastle, alarming villagers and visitors alike since none of them should have been there during the off season. According to observers, Newcastle “successfully repelled the balloon” that Fairhaven described as being “dedicated to… Continue reading Newcastle Repels Fairhaven “Weather” Balloon

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12Oct2022

A Complete Recap of PiratePalooza 18

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This is a recap of PiratePalooza 18, created to encapsulate the events of the day, because those who attended have no memory of what actually happened. The 18th running of the PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing happened on Saturday, September 17th, 2022, in the City of Decatarrrr.  PiratePalooza 18 represented a festive return to live-action piracy,… Continue reading A Complete Recap of PiratePalooza 18

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14Sep2022

Commemorative PiratePalooza Mutiny Pin

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Exciting News! To memorialize this year’s PiratePalooza Pubsing & Pubcrawl, Captain Drew has commissioned a very special commemorative PiratePalooza Mutiny pin. The pin features the PiratePalooza Mutiny logo in shiny red enamel with silver details. These limited edition 1-inch wide pins with magnetic-backing will be available for $10 each in person. We only made 100… Continue reading Commemorative PiratePalooza Mutiny Pin

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17Aug2022

The PiratePalooza 18 Mutiny on September 17th

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Rumors are swirling over at the PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing! An unexpected office meeting by the crew has resulted in PiratePalooza 18 moving its date to September 17th. While some sailors (who have teeth) described the meeting as a “collective bargaining agreement”, other sailors (who do not have teeth) have assured our reporters that this… Continue reading The PiratePalooza 18 Mutiny on September 17th

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01Apr2022

Georgia Festival Replaces Joust with Wave Pool

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PiratePalooza TV can now confidently report that the Georgia Renaissance Festival (GARF) will replace its wildly popular joust with the world’s largest Renaissance wave pool. At more than 1.5 acres, this new venue will be named the Dragoon Lagoon – easily stealing the crown from the Great Golly Wash at the Upper Mid-Kansas Enlightenment Faire.… Continue reading Georgia Festival Replaces Joust with Wave Pool

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10Sep2021

2021 PiratePalooza Grog Squad Shirt

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The 17th Annual PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing 2021 Grog Squad shirt were available for pre-order from the PiratePalooza Gear page until September 30, 2021 (the pre-order window is now closed). This year’s souvenir shirts will be printed with extra super soft ink like our 2018 shirts, a favorite among those who use them as pajamas!… Continue reading 2021 PiratePalooza Grog Squad Shirt

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10Sep2021

PiratePalooza Grog Quest!

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This year, that rangy pirate of yore, Israel Hands, has dipped into a dangerous den of pirates to assemble a most daring raid upon the City of Decatarrrr in search of the Commodore’s legendary Golden Grog – join us for PiratePalooza Grog Quest! The 2021 edition of the PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing takes place on… Continue reading PiratePalooza Grog Quest!

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19Sep2020

PiratePalooza TV 2020

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Due to safety concerns for the plague currently affecting the planet Earth, PiratePalooza 2020 was held virtually online – an effort made by the entire community in a fantastically brief amount of time. We hope that you will enjoy our virtual Palooza! The Artists PiratePalooza TV wouldn’t have been nearly amazing this year without the… Continue reading PiratePalooza TV 2020

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