Category: Captain’s Log

07Jun2007

Who Shot First?

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It’s that age-old conundrum that every space pirate who’s ever been backed into the corner of a dingy spaceport bar has found himself asking: Who Shot First? In this, the second episode of “PiratePalooza: The Adventure Series”, we find that Captain Drew has recovered from being jilted from his date with a pretty girl at… Continue reading Who Shot First?

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19May2007

Pirate Sex in the City

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PiratePalooza is very proud to announce the pilot episode in a brand new series of adventures of Captain Drew and his crew. Cunningly entitled “PiratePalooza : The Adventure Series”, the first episode, entitled “Pirate Sex in the City”, explores the complexities pirates face when dating in the Internet Age. Produced by and starring Captain Drew,… Continue reading Pirate Sex in the City

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19Nov2006

Avag Co Bepsig

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This is a warning for aspiring pirates intent on purchasing a bag full of plastic novelty coins. Be aware that the brand of plastic coins bearing the legend “AVAG CO BEPSIG” are enchanted. That’s right, enchanted….

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15Apr2006

Spring Cleaning

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Dear Diary, “If you don’t clean out your ship you’re never goin’ to meet a nice, young, child-bearin’ wench,” shouted me Mom last Thursday. “Don’t you know that lasses favor Captains what have scrubbed their hulls and polished their decks?” Well I suppose old Mum is right. Tis’ time for some Spring cleaning! I hates… Continue reading Spring Cleaning

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