Update: Production of the 2008 season of PiratePalooza™: The Adventure Series has been delayed since mid-April due to a unexpected strike orchestrated by well known Hollywood Producers Tab Mueller and Taffy Barstow. As Executive Producer of popular programs like HBO’s “The Flight of the Conchords” and MTV’s “Viva la Bam“, Mueller is said to jealously… Continue reading Pissed Producer Protests PiratePalooza™ Production

Them boggers over at Los Angeles Magazine have dug up a real fine firsthand account from one of the buggers what dress up like the popular film pirate Captain Jack Sparrow at the Disney theme parks. Turns out that portraying the world’s most popular movie pirate be nearly as close to working as a Santa… Continue reading Dry Humping Captain Jack

People are always telling your old pal Captain Drew that I don’t always understand what’s happening around me… that I have a very loose grasp on reality, which is of course a fat load of old cobblers. For instance: earlier today I were explaining a movie about renaissance festivals to a lass what swore up… Continue reading Knightriders

As the sexy star of PiratePalooza™: the Adventure Series and creator of the rPhone™, it’s no secret that Captain Drew be a bosom-centric space pirate with a penchant for puzzles, who seems to enjoy referring to himself in the third person. Unfortunately, my embarrassing wealth of charisma and charm have left me with little time… Continue reading Cloverfield Easter Egg??