Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
08Mar2013
Most people are convinced that my success as a space pirate is due to my keen knowledge of the tides, my shrewd instinct for naval battle strategies, and a certain fearlessness for leading my crew into adventures they’d never attempt on their own. But this is of course a load of dingoes kidneys. The real… Continue reading Lucky Pirate Underwear
20Feb2013
Included below is a restaurant review I contributed to Yelp.com back in 2010. This den of vegetarian confoundery provided Yours Truly with one of the most disappointing dining experiences this side of the Magellanic Cloud, which was, frankly, FANTASTIC (if you’re a fan of bad reviews). Not since the Great Hairy Bread Expedition of 1873… Continue reading A Pirate’s Review of an Indian Restaurant
17Jan2013
Last year I found out that me old pirate pal Joseph “Foe” Davis were nipping down to Mister Walter Disney’s Swamp of Folly so I begged him to fetch me back a souvenir from that rat-infested land of happiness. However, to keep him on his toes I challenged Foe to avoid ye olde gift shoppe.… Continue reading Holy Water from the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride
19Dec2012
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – “RumbleShorts” wrote in to let us know that back in July of this year the Adelaide Times reported the discovery of a working print of the long lost Pirate Christmas special “Captain Drew is Coming to Town”, produced by Rankin Bass. According to the article, which is in Australianese, the film… Continue reading Captain Drew is Coming to Town!
19Sep2012
So pleased was I over the success of last week’s 8th Annual PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl and Pubsing that I’m skipping my traditional unplanned press conference a few months before the event and am instead giving you an entire year to plan for the invasion of Decatarrrr on the 21st of Septembarrrr, 2013. Carve that date into… Continue reading Announcing PiratePalooza™ 2013
18Sep2012
Thanks to one of our great sponsors, The Guy Behind the Camera, we have uploaded more than 375 terrific photographs (follow this link) documenting this past Saturday’s adventures around the port city of Decatarrrr in our search for Captain Drew’s missing treasure map! See if you can find photos of you and your traitorous pirate… Continue reading Official PiratePalooza™ 2012 Photos are Up!
15Sep2012
In what may be the pirate news story of the week, Captain Drew, famed space pirate and inventor of the rPlank™ has announced his intentions to find a “very valuable treasure map” that he claims was lost during his last laundry day. “Yes, Brian, I am very concerned and hope to find this map very… Continue reading Breaking: Captain Vows to Find Lost Map
12Sep2012
I’m so very proud of the sponsors for my 8th Annual PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing and wanted to tell you all about them, because how many companies do YOU know what be willing to endorse piracy in this day and age?? May it be writ in the big book of piracy that Onyx Consulting, Oz… Continue reading 2012 PiratePalooza™ Sponsors
10Sep2012
Attention crew: please cease your shallow and tiresome obsession with the British species or I shall be forced to visit your skull with a very smart cricket bat in the middle of the night whilst singing ‘Jerusalem’. In particular I suggest that you immediately cease your feeble pop-culture influenced variations of the “Keep Calm” poster… Continue reading The Keep Calm Meme Must Die
07Sep2012
The colorful broadside “USA Today” be reporting that your beloved hero Neil Armstrong will be buried at sea, which seems to have caught many of you Terrans by surprise as it seems you had believed the man would be enshrined in a concrete cathedral in the middle of your national capital. But look at it… Continue reading The Final Splashdown
05Sep2012
It be that time again me hearties – when you sly scurvy lot pull your longboats up high along the shores of the inland city of Decatarrrr and invade her when she last suspects it! This year we has a brand new web site with a special dedicated section devoted to The PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl &… Continue reading Glowing Pirate Skeleton T-Shirts
27Aug2012
Guess what? We have a brand new website!!! It’s hard to believe but the old PiratePalooza has been chugging along for 8 years now!!! For quite a long time we was using my own personal Captain’s bLog here to host the news about my annual invasion of Decatur, which many people like to tag along… Continue reading Major Website Upgrade!
16May2012
Today Captain Drew held an impromptu press conference in the women’s lavatory in the security holding cell at Phipp’s Plaza, in which he announced: “I did NOT take that very expensive necklace, it simply became entangled in my fingers” and “you didn’t need to hit me over head, you steam punk” and “I think that… Continue reading Official 2012 PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing Announced
18Jan2012
I have recently (5 minutes ago) been made aware of something called “SOPA” which is meant to stop piracy. What a very silly thing. How would giving us pirates a bath stop us? Look man, we LIVE on the wet, wet ocean* so what good would that do? Would a clean pirate be any less… Continue reading Captain Drew Regarding SOPA
17Sep2011
Raise the blag flag! ‘Tis time to see your scurvy hide in Decatarrrr…. what be you on the Internet for anyhow??? Go!!! Look lively! All the information you need is on the Pubcrawl Page!!!
16Sep2011
PiratePalooza.com is pleased to announce that Captain Drew has awarded the exclusive worldwide service rights for the rPlank™ to Onyx Consulting of Atlanta. In an entirely unrelated matter, Onyx Consulting has returned as a premiere sponsor of Captain Drew’s Official 7th Annual PiratePalooza PubCrawl & PubSing!! Not only is Onyx Consulting the only authorized service… Continue reading Onyx Consulting Wins Service Rights for rPlank
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