Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
22Aug2011
Reports are coming in that Captain Drew, founder of PiratePalooza.com and beloved space pirate, has spent most of the day attempting to persuade a well known kilt-wearing celebrity/photographer to return an “invaluable” first generation prototype of a brand new device, after it was left in a bar (by Captain Drew.)
21Aug2011
Last night, while celebrating an imminent announcement regarding this year’s Official PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl and Pubsing, Captain Drew lost a very important piece of space pirate technology. The device was most likely lost at Trader Vic’s or one of 12 other bars that the Captain visited during that evening’s fete. The Captain wishes to keep this… Continue reading Captain Drew Loses Alien Technology During Drunken Bender
22Jul2011
As Captain Drew so nobly declared last Septembarrrr: “Marrga farza frappa ragga rumma blaarrgh blaarrgh blaarrgh” which roughly translates to “I call upon the pirate captains of the world to assemble your crews and gather 1 year from now in the City of Decatarrrr to celebrate with us there the running of the 7th Annual… Continue reading 7th Annual PiratePalooza™ on Septembarrrr 17th
18Jul2011
Oh for the love of ten thousand blinding suns, Queen Anne has taken up with wonton kissing wenches and traveling minstrels… surely this cannot end well for Her Majesty…
23Feb2011
In celebration of this weekend’s AnachroCon 2011 “Southern Steampunk Symposium” we’ve decided to run a story that was recently submitted by Captain Drew, inventor of the rPhone. We ordinarily edit most the Captain’s story for brevity and reading comprehension, but it was his special request that this story be allowed to run in its unedited… Continue reading Attention Steamboat People!
27Nov2010
Now be the time for all you scurvy seadogs to rise to action and pay me heed! You see, my dear scoundrels, those minstrels what tend by the appellation “Three Quarter Ale” be in deadly, earnest combat against overwhelming odds against an army of land lubbers and they need YOUR HELP in winning the Georgia… Continue reading Vote for Three Quarter Ale!
18Sep2010
Tis sunup on the morning of our invasion of the unsuspecting port of Decatarrrr and to make sure that you don’t go invading the wrong town we’ve gathered together all the links and last minute information you’ll need to make this year’s Official PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing (as reported by Ann Hoevel of CNN) the… Continue reading Raising the Black Flag on PiratePalooza 6
15Sep2010
Seven years ago PiratePalooza was first conceived as an end of summer concert for mariners of the borrowing sort and that founding idea remains as dear to our thieving hearts as it ever was! This year we be proud to announce four fantastic bands of minstrels what have agreed to bring their songs to you… Continue reading 2010 PiratePalooza Band Lineup
14Sep2010
One of the most time-honored traditions of the one and only Official PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl is when our band of pirates gather upon the cobbles of the MARTA plaza in order to taunt the ghost of The Commodore (better known to lubbers as Commodore Stephen Decatur) with a special pirate version of the Virginia Reel. We… Continue reading Come Dance on the Commodore’s Grave!
13Sep2010
The limited edition 2010 “MMX Skull” PiratePalooza shirts are on their way here in chestnut and pretty pink and once they’re gone they are GONE matey, so be sure to buy yours this coming Saturday night at the Official PiratePalooza 6 Pubsing at the scurvylicious James Joyce Pub in Avondale Estates!!! For those who have… Continue reading MMX Skull PiratePalooza Shirts!
12Sep2010
In 6 days the streets of Decatarrrr, Georgia, will run red with rum and beer (and maybe a little sweet tea) as the Sixth Annual Official PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing pulls into harbor! Come and join Captain Drew and his motley band of pirate pals on Saturday, Septembarrrr the 18th as they bear down upon… Continue reading Six Days Until PiratePalooza™ Six
08Aug2010
Whilst on vacation in the glades of Florida our pal Jack “Jumpstreet” Sparrow took the time to record a very nice travelogue about his itinerary. So. Do you think he’s looking a little paunchy? Yeah? Yeah. Us too, but we didn’t say anything about it at the time. You know. Umm…. yeah…
01Jun2010
Captain Drew, on his eternal quest for revenge against the Beach Boys, recently signed up for a Memorial Day weekend cruise to Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda and Bahama, with a stopover in 16th century England where he happened to catch a most unlikely encounter between King Henry VIII and Le Roi, the time-traveling Sun King, better… Continue reading When Henry Met Louis
13May2010
After a hard night of buccaneering around Tybee Island, our old mate Tommy likes to turn up the Victrola and entertain his shipmates and ship’s wenches with a bit of burlesque. You may know Tommy from such reels as the Virginia and the Corner. His favorite color is rum and his favorite film is “Get… Continue reading Pirates of the Seven Stripteases
09May2010
When you’re a busy space pirate you always run the risk of being disenfranchised from local politics due to your frequent absences from the planet, which is why it’s so vitally important to mail in your census information to the Kingdom (so that you may be better taxed). Fortunately, the King has been thoughtful enough… Continue reading The 1534 Census
24Mar2010
Is Captain Drew working on bringing the Android operating system to the next version of his fabled rPhone? Tipsters have pointed us to this intriguing video of a video game featuring Captain Drew battling his arch enemies, the Cardboard Troopers. Let us know if you hear of anything else!
.
