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03May2017
Three years ago our mate Thomas O. McJunkins (the Mad Black Bard) took St. Peter a quart of Johnny Jump Up and in honor of his impassioned spirit we encourage you to remember him each May be lifting high your mug and drinking some of that legendary stuff. Here is T.O. singing Johnny Jump Up at the… Continue reading May is International Johnny Jump Up Month
27Apr2017
I stumbled across these Sontoran Whiz Rockets at the Georgia Renaissance Festival this past weekend and while I did not see them in operation I did note that there were no warning signs or instructions posted. One little fellow tumbled out of a normal porta-potty and announced that “My junk ain’t tall enough to fit!”.… Continue reading Georgia Renfest Adds Whiz Rocket Ride (Men Only)
24Apr2017
I know a lot of lubbers hide in their shacks when the storm clouds push in, but this past weekend at the Georgia Renaissance Festival I observed how the show goes on whether it rains or shines and I’ll count down TEN reasons why you should toss on your galoshes and head down to New Castle.… Continue reading Free Water! Georgia Renfaire Shines Despite Rain (Top 10 List)
20Apr2017
A gaggle of unsuspecting minstrels were swallowed up by the earth this past Sunday when a section of the Royal High Road in New Castle buckled due to a previously undetected tunnel, reported the Royal Guard. Captain Drew, spokespirate for the Royal Alliance of Space Pirates (R.A.S.P.), responded via telex that his organization was “totally… Continue reading Section of Royal High Road Buckles in New Castle, Swallows Minstrels Whole
16Apr2017
On Saturday evening reports began filtering in to the ship that Captain Drew had been conspicuously absent from the opening day of the Georgia Renaissance Festival, as there were no reports of broken railings and zero beers spilled on Edward the Redbeard. There were, however, scattered whisperings from around the kingdom suggesting that someone matching the Captain’s description might have been been… Continue reading Captain Announces Special VIP Cast Party at Drunk Monk
31May2016
After an exciting incident with scones and a wooden chair at the Royal Peacock Tea Room, and in an effort to decrease rail and bannister-related injuries, I recently assumed the position of INSPECTOR with the Bureau of Renaissance Festival Inspections and paid a visit upon the Georgia Renaissance Festival and am pleased to announce that the… Continue reading 2016 Renaissance Festival Forms
12May2016
As a skilled attendee of the Georgia Renaissance Festicle (GARF) I would like to share with the world at large my excitement at the genuine effort the owners have been putting into spiffing the old place up and marketing her to Atlanta – there’s been a literal “renaissance” at this year’s Renaissance Festicle. In years past GARF’s television spots featured… Continue reading Renaissance at the Georgia Renaissance Festival
18Jul2011
Oh for the love of ten thousand blinding suns, Queen Anne has taken up with wonton kissing wenches and traveling minstrels… surely this cannot end well for Her Majesty…
27Nov2010
Now be the time for all you scurvy seadogs to rise to action and pay me heed! You see, my dear scoundrels, those minstrels what tend by the appellation “Three Quarter Ale” be in deadly, earnest combat against overwhelming odds against an army of land lubbers and they need YOUR HELP in winning the Georgia… Continue reading Vote for Three Quarter Ale!
01Jun2010
Captain Drew, on his eternal quest for revenge against the Beach Boys, recently signed up for a Memorial Day weekend cruise to Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda and Bahama, with a stopover in 16th century England where he happened to catch a most unlikely encounter between King Henry VIII and Le Roi, the time-traveling Sun King, better… Continue reading When Henry Met Louis
09May2010
When you’re a busy space pirate you always run the risk of being disenfranchised from local politics due to your frequent absences from the planet, which is why it’s so vitally important to mail in your census information to the Kingdom (so that you may be better taxed). Fortunately, the King has been thoughtful enough… Continue reading The 1534 Census
02Jun2009
This past weekend Wicked Pete Speakeasy caught Captain Drew loitering in New Castle, leading to a nasty game of Salt, Slug, Foot between the two. Fortunately for you, it was captured on magnetic media.
02May2008
The bearded pirate merchant in this photo named “Captain Matt” went to a place called The Georgia Renaissance Festival. While there he was seized with a desire to record the moment, so he asked his friends to take his photo on this very spot. However, as he be a right bastard of a pirate, he’d… Continue reading Pirate Chain Letter
27May2007
In Captain Drew’s brief but astonishing career no finer band has crossed the dusty boards of the Brewer’s Pub stage than a trio of traveling minstrels what go by the name of “Three Quarter Ale“. The musical alchemy of Ariana Pellayle, Rosemary Quench and Wicked Pete Speakeasy delivers Renalicious gold, set after set, week after… Continue reading Intertwined
18May2007
Aye!! It be true, the group Wine, Woman and Song will return to the Georgia Renaissance Festival’s Brewer’s Pub for a special weekend appearance this Saturday and Sunday, May 19th and 20th. Longtime favorites at the Renaissance Festival, the group’s deep library of songs, terrific harmonies and commanding stage presence paved the way for many… Continue reading Wine, Woman & Song @ Georgia Renfest!
08May2006
This weekend one of my crew “intercepted” a shipment of Village Protest Singer Joni Minstrel’s brand new album titled “Joni Minstrel Kicks the King”. We first used them as signal mirrors, then we gave ’em a go as dinner plates but they leaked in the middle. Finally, we got tired and put one into our… Continue reading Joni Minstrel Kicks the King
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