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Pirate Chain Letter

Pirate Chain Letter

The bearded pirate merchant in this photo named “Captain Matt” went to a place called The Georgia Renaissance Festival. While there he was seized with a desire to record the moment, so he asked his friends to take his photo on this very spot. However, as he be a right bastard of a pirate, he’d already slain his entire crew (with the exception of a goat named “Pierre” and a moldy bar of soap named “Jenny”).

He was very sad.

Finally, one of the Washing Well Wenches offered to take his photo, and while she was taking the photo, Captain Matt screamed and fainted, 2 days later he died in parking lot. The ratcatcher theorized that he had died from an undercooked turkey legge.

When the photos were downloaded from the camera….

…. in the last photo there was a young boy standing next to the bearded pirate merchant, even though his friends said there was no one with him when the photo was taken!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Many people know of this rumor and the last photo is the result of the blessings of technology.

Still, the photo is very mysterious and I am sure that when you see it you will feel the same as me. Here is the photo! A Bosun’s Mate sent it to 13 people and he was promoted within 13 days.

A fluffy dragon puppet boothie was sent this, he erased it, and with in 13 days he lost all of his fluffy dragon puppets. (curses!)

A minstrel named Pete received this and sent it to 13 people and within days he was promoted and the girls in his band stopped wearing underwear entirely (reported from people on the front row).

So send this to 13 people and good things will come your way!!


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