Introducing the rPlank™

It’s dangerous, and it smells funny. Introducing the rPlank™ – the best invention since the rPhone™. Learn more now, visit the rPlank™ mini-site.

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Famous Gnome Finds Lost Device in Bar

Reports are coming in that Captain Drew, founder of PiratePalooza.com and beloved space pirate, has spent most of the day attempting to persuade a well known kilt-wearing celebrity/photographer to return an “invaluable” first generation prototype of a brand new device, after it was left in a bar (by Captain Drew.)

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