Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
24Feb2020
We recently caught up with Karol Bartoszynski, one of the original founders of Wasteland Weekend, to discuss an incredible pirate coat designed and fabricated by his friend Scott Johnson. The coat is so imaginatively conceived, so well crafted, and so immaculately distressed that it could have stepped right off the screen of the most recent… Continue reading Incredible Post-apocalyptic Pirate Coat Stuns Fans
22Jan2020
New DirtBlocke™ product is set to revolutionize a weird Medieval fetish On Tuesday morning the old space pirate known as Captain Drew made an unscheduled presentation to the joint House and Senate budget hearings for the 155th Georgia General Assembly to request funding for a “new brand of sunblock made exclusively for rennies” this product… Continue reading New Dirt-based Sunblock for Rennies
16Sep2011
PiratePalooza.com is pleased to announce that Captain Drew has awarded the exclusive worldwide service rights for the rPlank™ to Onyx Consulting of Atlanta. In an entirely unrelated matter, Onyx Consulting has returned as a premiere sponsor of Captain Drew’s Official 7th Annual PiratePalooza PubCrawl & PubSing!! Not only is Onyx Consulting the only authorized service… Continue reading Onyx Consulting Wins Service Rights for rPlank
12Sep2011
In case you hadn’t seen it yet, we’re very proud of the rPlank™!!
24Aug2011
rPlank™ : The Official Guide by Captain Drew is now available in full cover softcover (Lulu.com) and eBook format from the Apple iBookstore (Apple iTunes). We’re not kidding here matey, this be an actual book what you may buy for your favorite pirate, just in time for Talk Like a Pirate Day!! The print edition… Continue reading rPlank : The Official Survival Guide
23Aug2011
It’s dangerous, and it smells funny. Introducing the rPlank™ – the best invention since the rPhone™. Learn more now, visit the rPlank™ mini-site.
22Aug2011
Reports are coming in that Captain Drew, founder of PiratePalooza.com and beloved space pirate, has spent most of the day attempting to persuade a well known kilt-wearing celebrity/photographer to return an “invaluable” first generation prototype of a brand new device, after it was left in a bar (by Captain Drew.)
21Aug2011
Last night, while celebrating an imminent announcement regarding this year’s Official PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl and Pubsing, Captain Drew lost a very important piece of space pirate technology. The device was most likely lost at Trader Vic’s or one of 12 other bars that the Captain visited during that evening’s fete. The Captain wishes to keep this… Continue reading Captain Drew Loses Alien Technology During Drunken Bender
24Mar2010
Is Captain Drew working on bringing the Android operating system to the next version of his fabled rPhone? Tipsters have pointed us to this intriguing video of a video game featuring Captain Drew battling his arch enemies, the Cardboard Troopers. Let us know if you hear of anything else!
23Jul2009
Update [Dec 2011] – Captain Drew claims no memory of the following and ordered his Gooble Voice number be removed from the website BREAKING NEWS – Today Captain Drew announced in a press conference at PiratePalooza’s corporate headquarters that he will be teaming with the internet giant Google in a effort to increase awareness of… Continue reading Captain Drew Endorses Gooble Voice
19Jan2009
Do you sometimes be wondering “What be Captain Drew doing right now?” Well! Wonder no more me digital hearties, just give your boxes of blinky lights a hard turn to the right and cruise on over to the Official PiratePalooza™ Twittarrrr straight from the confused mind of the galaxy’s favorite space pirate! From derring-do to… Continue reading Captain Drew’s New Bird
12Oct2008
Thunder!! You could have knocked your old Captain down with a feather when a sexy, leggy lass tossed him a note tonight to let him know that Facebook.com now speaks proper English… pirate English that is. Tis sure and true enough! If you didn’t already know, clamber aboard your Facebook account, scroll all the way… Continue reading Talk Like a Pirate on Facebook
07Jun2007
For those of you who missed the large format commercial for the rPhone the first time around (or are unable to view Quicktime content on your computer (Shay Barefoot)) here it is once again, this time in glorious platform-agnostic Flash video. Enjoy!
04Jun2007
An unknown source has posted some fairly high-resolutions photos of the rPhone™, the world’s first steam-powered satellite telephone. While the rPhone’s exact release date has yet to be announced by Captain Drew there are some fairly good indications that the build quality will be as good as anticipated, which translates to “shoddy” and “third-rate” in… Continue reading Spy Photos of rPhone Leaked
19May2007
CAPTAIN DREW’S SECRET ISLAND LAIR – Captain Drew today introduced rPhone™, combining three delightfully diverse products into one awkward and cumbersome handheld contraption — a revolutionary steam-powered satellite phone, a stylish French musicbox, and a vibrasonic multi-purpose tool that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a Sonic Screwdriver. rPhone™ reintroduces a user interface that… Continue reading Say “Arrrr” to rPhone
16Feb2007
Swing hard about, all o’ you WoW-loving, Second Life-afflicted privateering gamers: Disney has heard your psychographic growl and has announced a Spring rollout of a Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG) they’re calling “Pirates of the Caribbean Online”. Interested? Read on…
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