Queen Anne’s Bad Romance

Oh for the love of ten thousand blinding suns, Queen Anne has taken up with wonton kissing wenches and traveling minstrels… surely this cannot end well for Her Majesty…

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The 1534 Census

When you’re a busy space pirate you always run the risk of being disenfranchised from local politics due to your frequent absences from the planet, which is why it’s so vitally important to mail in your census information to the Kingdom (so that you may be better taxed). Fortunately, the King has been thoughtful enough… Continue reading The 1534 Census

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The Beach Police

Last weekend Captain Drew traveled down to Tybee Island, Georgia, to observe the League of the Black Flag in action at the 5th Annual Tybee Island Pirate Fest… not to brag but PiratePalooza enjoyed its 5th Annual festival well before those silly beach folk! ;P Black Flagger Israel Hand discovered that the Tybee Beach Police… Continue reading The Beach Police

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Wicked Pete vs Captain Drew

This past weekend Wicked Pete Speakeasy caught Captain Drew loitering in New Castle, leading to a nasty game of Salt, Slug, Foot between the two. Fortunately for you, it was captured on magnetic media.

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Video: Dumpster Diving Dawn

While I still be waiting to hear if any of you hull-beaters hobbled away with video from PiratePalooza™ 2008 with video of the cursed pubcrawl/concert, I have some intriguing new video of them dumpster-diving bastards, the cardboard troopers, what always be chasing me and me crew. As best I can tell, it seems those loons… Continue reading Video: Dumpster Diving Dawn

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Cardboard Wizard at Dragon*Con

Devoted sci-fi fan/collector “SexyBeast2175” alerted us to this fantastic video he shot at Trader Vic’s in the basement of the downtown Atlanta Hilton. It features a solitary cardboard trooper getting groovy to Big Mike Geier of Tongo Hiti singing the lyrics of The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues”.… Continue reading Cardboard Wizard at Dragon*Con

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Dairy Wench (iTMS)

What better way to celebrate the imminent arrival of PiratePalooza™ 2007 than the release of the final incoherent episode of this year’s season of PiratePalooza: The Adventure Series?!! The plot as best we can make it out: Having narrowly escaped the clutches of the nefarious cardboard troopers, Captain Drew, Chewie and Gordo have one final… Continue reading Dairy Wench (iTMS)

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Dairy Wench

What better way to celebrate the imminent arrival of PiratePalooza™ 2007 than the release of the final incoherent (and apparently adult-oriented) episode of this year’s season of PiratePalooza: The Adventure Series?!! The plot as best we can make it out: Having narrowly escaped the clutches of the nefarious cardboard troopers, Captain Drew, Chewie and Gordo… Continue reading Dairy Wench

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It’s Really Long

Behind-the-Scenes photos now available on Flickr!! The excitement continues in Episode 3 of the PiratePalooza Adventure Series! In this thrilling installment you’ll be introduced to a deadly squad of armored troopers on an urgent mission to wipe out space pirates forever. Will the crew of the PiratePalooza escape with their lives? Will Captain Drew shoot… Continue reading It’s Really Long

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rPhone Commercial

For those of you who missed the large format commercial for the rPhone the first time around (or are unable to view Quicktime content on your computer (Shay Barefoot)) here it is once again, this time in glorious platform-agnostic Flash video. Enjoy!

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Who Shot First?

It’s that age-old conundrum that every space pirate who’s ever been backed into the corner of a dingy spaceport bar has found himself asking: Who Shot First? In this, the second episode of “PiratePalooza: The Adventure Series”, we find that Captain Drew has recovered from being jilted from his date with a pretty girl at… Continue reading Who Shot First?

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Pirate Sex in the City

PiratePalooza is very proud to announce the pilot episode in a brand new series of adventures of Captain Drew and his crew. Cunningly entitled “PiratePalooza : The Adventure Series”, the first episode, entitled “Pirate Sex in the City”, explores the complexities pirates face when dating in the Internet Age. Produced by and starring Captain Drew,… Continue reading Pirate Sex in the City

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Captain Rob

Did you ever wonder about Cap’n Drew’s parents? Well wonder no more! Here they are reenacting a scene from the film “Dumb & Dumberer“. Background music by the wonderful Wine, Woman & Song, buy one of their albums today!

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New Palooza Ad (Seagulls!)

Can you believe that PiratePalooza is right around the corner? Just in case you’ve forgotten how much fun last year’s Palooza was, Captain Drew has thrown together a special little ditty for you!

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