Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
19Sep2020
Due to safety concerns for the plague currently affecting the planet Earth, PiratePalooza 2020 was held virtually online – an effort made by the entire community in a fantastically brief amount of time. We hope that you will enjoy our virtual Palooza! The Artists PiratePalooza TV wouldn’t have been nearly amazing this year without the… Continue reading PiratePalooza TV 2020
03Sep2020
The 16th Annual PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing 2020 Curse shirts are now available for pre-order from the PiratePalooza Gear page (direct link). For the second time in our history Captain Drew’s iconic PiratePalooza™ StarSkull Sigil has crossbones! Important Note for Facebook mobile users: To avoid issues with the Facebook app’s built-in browser be sure to visit the PiratePalooza… Continue reading 2020 Curse Shirts Now Available for Pre-Order
02Sep2020
Captain Drew was furious when he found out that his organizing committee had cancelled the 2020 edition of the PiratePalooza PubCrawl & PubSing due to the Curse of the Commodore, so he screamed “PiratePalooza 2020 is Happening!” and then fired them all.
19Aug2020
“I did not know that any man could suffer such pain!” cried the Commodore as he lay dying from wounds Bainbridge had delivered in their duel that fine March morning. It would become the second most famous duel in American history, and Commodore Steven Decatur. It would also become the origin of the Curse of… Continue reading Curse of the Commodore!
09May2020
Rumors are swirling that a pirate is planning a travel trifecta on September 19th – he plans to go to 3 locations: GARF, PiratePalooza, and then to Tybee – ALL ON THE SAME DAY!!!
24Feb2020
We recently caught up with Karol Bartoszynski, one of the original founders of Wasteland Weekend, to discuss an incredible pirate coat designed and fabricated by his friend Scott Johnson. The coat is so imaginatively conceived, so well crafted, and so immaculately distressed that it could have stepped right off the screen of the most recent… Continue reading Incredible Post-apocalyptic Pirate Coat Stuns Fans
23Feb2020
Today authorities with PiratePalooza announced that a character identifying as “Captain Rumpot” had been positively identified as a carrier of the RUMinyavirus, known more simply to pirate scientists as RUMMY-69.
22Jan2020
New DirtBlocke™ product is set to revolutionize a weird Medieval fetish On Tuesday morning the old space pirate known as Captain Drew made an unscheduled presentation to the joint House and Senate budget hearings for the 155th Georgia General Assembly to request funding for a “new brand of sunblock made exclusively for rennies” this product… Continue reading New Dirt-based Sunblock for Rennies
20Sep2019
A great big HUZZAH for the sponsors of the 2019 PiratePalooza™ T-Shirts!! We deeply appreciate your financial assistance in making the 2019 t-shirts affordable for our attendees. Please help us in recognizing each of these companies!!! Keep reading for find out more about this year’s sponsors…
19Sep2019
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day 2019!!! Last night a meeting was held between the Minstrels League of Greater Newcastle, Haverbrook, Lower Shasta, Upper Shasta, Dingle’s Hollow, and West Shelbyville. Up for discussion at the meeting was an idea for new marching uniforms (Diego), a motion to disallow further motions (J. Minstrel), and an impassioned… Continue reading 2019 Pirate Music Lineup
18Sep2019
This is the complete schedule for the 15th Annual PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing, to be held on Saturday, Septembarrrr 21st, 2019 – Captains: share it with your crews! Hydrate! Hydrate! Hydrate! The world has been on FIRE all month and temperatures will be slightly decreased by the time we challenge the Commodore on the square!!… Continue reading 2019 PiratePalooza Schedule
04Sep2019
The 15th Annual PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing shirts are now available for pre-order from the PiratePalooza Gear page (direct link). This year’s design features the Jolly Palooza crossbones in a celebrated 15th Anniversary Royal Pirate seal. Like last year, the design will be ‘burned’ into the shirt fabric but THEN we are overprinting with our signature… Continue reading 15th Anniversary Shirt Preorders Now Open
26May2019
In a fit of pique, Captain Drew ordered his crew to pummel the kingdom of Newcastle with his blistering heat cannons since they refused to surrender to his demand that Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston moderate a debate between the Captain and King Henry Tudor to advance the Captain’s campaign for a non-existent election for the… Continue reading Captain Drew Turns Heat Rays to 11
17May2019
Captain Drew, King of the Space Pirates, condemns statement by Senator Ted Cruz alleging Space Pirates are even interested in his stupid old satellites.
06May2019
Concern began to quietly spread throughout America’s burgeoning Renaissance Festival network on Monday, following the latest revelation that a Starbucks cup had been spotted during a celebration scene in the latest episode of HBO’s immensely popular sword and sorcery series Game of Thrones. National Renaissance Festival Experts are concerned that hundreds of be-caffeinated playtrons may… Continue reading Renaissance Festivals Prepare for Onslaught of Starbucks Cup Wielding Nerds
15Apr2019
Shortly after Noon on Saturday, April 14th, Captain Drew casually announced to a group of sea pirates gathered at the Tavern Upon the Hill in Newcastle that he had just decided to “run for King”. This was received with much more enthusiasm than his last plan to dig for treasure in a privy. The Captain… Continue reading King Drew Fever Grips Newcastle
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