You be reading the post “NASA Recruits Million Man Army of Spies to Invade Moon”

Click HERE to return to the front page of the Captain's blog!

27 Jun 2008

NASA Recruits Million Man Army of Spies to Invade Moon

Posted by Captain Drew in Current Events.

Breaking news from the world of space piracy!! Fast on the heels of their recent invasion of Mars, your planet’s space warfare organization, NASA, has assembled an army of Earth-born invaders to overrun your neighboring moon with spies! Rumored to already have ONE MILLION recruits, the so-called “space agency” has issued the following statement.

Quote:

The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter is the first mission in NASA’s Vision for Space Exploration, a plan to return to the moon and then to travel to Mars and beyond. LRO will launch no earlier than November 24, 2008, with the objectives to finding safe landing sites, locate potential resources, characterize the radiation environment, and demonstrate new technology.

Worse yet, they appear to be recruiting just about anyone what wanders along to their Lunar Reconnaisance Orbiter website! I personally popped ’round to give ’em the once over, when BLAMMO! I were suddenly snatched up and appointed as a ranking official in their Reconnaissance Squadron (see photo of document). With only six hours left in their recruiting drive, the dangerously planet-hungry fiends what run NASA are bragging that they have already added One Million members to their nefarious reconnaissance organization and they’re going for even more!

Quote(s):

Did you say one million? That’s how many names have been submitted to blast off on NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, or LRO, spacecraft….. ….This is an unprecedented number of people to take part in a send your name campaign. People from all over the world are telling NASA how excited they are to be part of the nation’s journey back to the moon. Here are some of the more than 700 comments NASA received:

It’s too late to save me, but for piracy’s sake, save yourselves!!

.

Comments are closed.