Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
20May2008
I’ve just received breaking news from me pal Foe regarding the status of the 2008 edition of his wildly popular Pirate Party held at Dragon*Con. Last year’s party featured a Virginia Reel, a non-concert by Mr. Voltaire, a costume contest, a dancing Chewboxxa and a raging Fire Marshal… aren’t you sad you missed it?!! Well… Continue reading 2008 Dragon*Con Pirate Party
12May2008
Over the last few years your old pal Captain Drew has noticed a renaissance in Renaissance Festival costuming, particularly in the area of leather pouches. In the Olde Dayes booths featured pouches with leather and bone toggles, or a complex series of rawhide lashes and laces. These looked great but they weren’t always convenient when… Continue reading How To Replace A Pouch Swing Latch
11May2008
Many of me reader believe your old pal Captain Drew to be only concerned with technical innovations (like the rPhone™) or flirting with biologically accommodating lassies (like, um… what’s your number?). But I submit this to you: Only a few moments ago, I completed a little pooem what might entice those budding minstrels amongst you… Continue reading Ode to a Three Taco Combo (Upon a Most Blustery Day)
02May2008
The bearded pirate merchant in this photo named “Captain Matt” went to a place called The Georgia Renaissance Festival. While there he was seized with a desire to record the moment, so he asked his friends to take his photo on this very spot. However, as he be a right bastard of a pirate, he’d… Continue reading Pirate Chain Letter
27Apr2008
People are always telling your old pal Captain Drew that I don’t always understand what’s happening around me… that I have a very loose grasp on reality, which is of course a fat load of old cobblers. For instance: earlier today I were explaining a movie about renaissance festivals to a lass what swore up… Continue reading Knightriders
23Apr2008
It were the night of the Dragon*Con Pirate Party (quite fantastic if you could get in) and The Captain had been called into action far sooner than intended. Still groggy from the previous day’s activities, I thought to splash a bit of me grandfather-scented Old Spice™ round about me person… you know, just to freshen… Continue reading Old Spice™
22Apr2008
The folks what be behind the Atlanta Pirates & Wenches Meet-Up Group have floated a message my way and asked me to pass it along to all you scurvy dogs what follows me blog thingy. They’d like you to join them down to the Euclid Avenue Yacht Club to raise a pint or twelve before… Continue reading Port Royal Notice
21Apr2008
Planning already be under way for the 2008 Pirate Party at Dragon*Con… which be some sort of heathen jamboree what happens in downtown Atlantarrr every Septembarrr (scant weeks before me PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl). With the help o’ Cap’n Sparrow I crashed into this rowdy congregation of pirates last year and were supremely impressed with the effort… Continue reading 2008 Dragon*Con Pirate Party
20Apr2008
(video after the break) Last night around ebb tide I slipped down to the bard-stenched halls of the New American Shakespeare Tavern to observe “The Naughty No No Show“, a gymnastic burlesque performed by a quartet of fetching, flexible lassies what call themselves “The Aerial Angels“. Backed up by one of me most popular Palooza… Continue reading The Naughty No No Show
17Apr2008
Well, take a look around m’hearties, have you ever seen the old Palooza ‘site lookin’ so nice? Here be a brief re-capture of the events that led to what you be looking at now (try to follow along): So that be the full and complete “technical” explanation of what you be havin’ in front of… Continue reading Welcome to the New Palooza!
27Jan2008
As the sexy star of PiratePalooza™: the Adventure Series and creator of the rPhone™, it’s no secret that Captain Drew be a bosom-centric space pirate with a penchant for puzzles, who seems to enjoy referring to himself in the third person. Unfortunately, my embarrassing wealth of charisma and charm have left me with little time… Continue reading Cloverfield Easter Egg??
23Jan2008
The Lady Wispa writes in to say that Atlanta Pirates and Wenches Guild be encouraging all able-bodied (and differently-hooked) pirates, seadogs, sundogs, sunspots, spotdogs and spatboys to join them at the Euclid Avenue Yacht Club at (or about) 6:30pm on Saturrrday, February 9th for a FULL GARB MeetUp event scheduled so closely to February the… Continue reading Steal Davy Jones’ Heart Parrrty
12Nov2007
Maria (with a bit o’ help from Benjamin, note the time change) writes in with an invitation: Dear Captain DrewA few of us are putting together a Pirate Christmas party for Saturday, December 8th at the The Euclid Avenue Yacht Club in Little Five Points at 6:30 PM. We ‘ave the back room reserved for the… Continue reading Pirate Christmas at The Yacht Club
24Oct2007
This past weekend the fine folks at Nathalie’s Fish House passed along a mug that was lost during this past September’s pubcrawl and I’d like to make sure that this little guy makes it back to the rightful owner. As luck would have it, there’s an inscription on the mug (cleverly omitted from the photo… Continue reading Little Lost Mug
17Oct2007
Have you read the news lately?? Our worldwide numbers are phenomenal… pirate attacks are up a whopping 14% and many of you are looking at big fat bonus checks at the end of the year!! To celebrate this victory over the ninjas I’ve decided to call a meeting of Dunder-Mifflin’s… I mean, Captain Drew’s Scurvy… Continue reading Pirate Attacks Up… Way To Go People!
13Oct2007
All you pirates in the crowd raise your hooks in the air, today Captain Dan and his Scurvy Crew announced the release of their second album, “Rimes of the Hip Hop Mariners” and I have to tell you that your old pal Captain Drew is very, very excited!! If you don’t already own a copy… Continue reading CD Release: Rimes of the Hip Hop Mariners
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