Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
04Jun2008
Being as I, Captain Drew, are a genuine space pirate, it should come as little wonder to you Earth lubbers that I be having a serious interest in the doings of a minstrel troupe what calls themselves “They Might Be Giants”, particularly when they gin up a handy little ditty for the Walt Disney Company… Continue reading The Ballad of Davy Jones (In Outer Space)
02Jun2008
Update: Production of the 2008 season of PiratePalooza™: The Adventure Series has been delayed since mid-April due to a unexpected strike orchestrated by well known Hollywood Producers Tab Mueller and Taffy Barstow. As Executive Producer of popular programs like HBO’s “The Flight of the Conchords” and MTV’s “Viva la Bam“, Mueller is said to jealously… Continue reading Pissed Producer Protests PiratePalooza™ Production
28May2008
Them boggers over at Los Angeles Magazine have dug up a real fine firsthand account from one of the buggers what dress up like the popular film pirate Captain Jack Sparrow at the Disney theme parks. Turns out that portraying the world’s most popular movie pirate be nearly as close to working as a Santa… Continue reading Dry Humping Captain Jack
25May2008
Hostilities between Earth and Mars continues unabated with this evening’s news of yet another alien lander being deposited on the surface of the peaceful world of Mars. The latest invasion is reportedly being led by a reconnaissance robot known as the “Phoenix Mars Lander”, rumored to have advanced “measuring” and “scooping” technologies dedicated to the… Continue reading Unprovoked Invasion of Mars Continues
20May2008
I’ve just received breaking news from me pal Foe regarding the status of the 2008 edition of his wildly popular Pirate Party held at Dragon*Con. Last year’s party featured a Virginia Reel, a non-concert by Mr. Voltaire, a costume contest, a dancing Chewboxxa and a raging Fire Marshal… aren’t you sad you missed it?!! Well… Continue reading 2008 Dragon*Con Pirate Party
12May2008
Over the last few years your old pal Captain Drew has noticed a renaissance in Renaissance Festival costuming, particularly in the area of leather pouches. In the Olde Dayes booths featured pouches with leather and bone toggles, or a complex series of rawhide lashes and laces. These looked great but they weren’t always convenient when… Continue reading How To Replace A Pouch Swing Latch
11May2008
Many of me reader believe your old pal Captain Drew to be only concerned with technical innovations (like the rPhone™) or flirting with biologically accommodating lassies (like, um… what’s your number?). But I submit this to you: Only a few moments ago, I completed a little pooem what might entice those budding minstrels amongst you… Continue reading Ode to a Three Taco Combo (Upon a Most Blustery Day)
02May2008
The bearded pirate merchant in this photo named “Captain Matt” went to a place called The Georgia Renaissance Festival. While there he was seized with a desire to record the moment, so he asked his friends to take his photo on this very spot. However, as he be a right bastard of a pirate, he’d… Continue reading Pirate Chain Letter
27Apr2008
People are always telling your old pal Captain Drew that I don’t always understand what’s happening around me… that I have a very loose grasp on reality, which is of course a fat load of old cobblers. For instance: earlier today I were explaining a movie about renaissance festivals to a lass what swore up… Continue reading Knightriders
23Apr2008
It were the night of the Dragon*Con Pirate Party (quite fantastic if you could get in) and The Captain had been called into action far sooner than intended. Still groggy from the previous day’s activities, I thought to splash a bit of me grandfather-scented Old Spice™ round about me person… you know, just to freshen… Continue reading Old Spice™
22Apr2008
The folks what be behind the Atlanta Pirates & Wenches Meet-Up Group have floated a message my way and asked me to pass it along to all you scurvy dogs what follows me blog thingy. They’d like you to join them down to the Euclid Avenue Yacht Club to raise a pint or twelve before… Continue reading Port Royal Notice
21Apr2008
Planning already be under way for the 2008 Pirate Party at Dragon*Con… which be some sort of heathen jamboree what happens in downtown Atlantarrr every Septembarrr (scant weeks before me PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl). With the help o’ Cap’n Sparrow I crashed into this rowdy congregation of pirates last year and were supremely impressed with the effort… Continue reading 2008 Dragon*Con Pirate Party
20Apr2008
(video after the break) Last night around ebb tide I slipped down to the bard-stenched halls of the New American Shakespeare Tavern to observe “The Naughty No No Show“, a gymnastic burlesque performed by a quartet of fetching, flexible lassies what call themselves “The Aerial Angels“. Backed up by one of me most popular Palooza… Continue reading The Naughty No No Show
17Apr2008
Well, take a look around m’hearties, have you ever seen the old Palooza ‘site lookin’ so nice? Here be a brief re-capture of the events that led to what you be looking at now (try to follow along): So that be the full and complete “technical” explanation of what you be havin’ in front of… Continue reading Welcome to the New Palooza!
27Jan2008
As the sexy star of PiratePalooza™: the Adventure Series and creator of the rPhone™, it’s no secret that Captain Drew be a bosom-centric space pirate with a penchant for puzzles, who seems to enjoy referring to himself in the third person. Unfortunately, my embarrassing wealth of charisma and charm have left me with little time… Continue reading Cloverfield Easter Egg??
23Jan2008
The Lady Wispa writes in to say that Atlanta Pirates and Wenches Guild be encouraging all able-bodied (and differently-hooked) pirates, seadogs, sundogs, sunspots, spotdogs and spatboys to join them at the Euclid Avenue Yacht Club at (or about) 6:30pm on Saturrrday, February 9th for a FULL GARB MeetUp event scheduled so closely to February the… Continue reading Steal Davy Jones’ Heart Parrrty
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