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Spy Photos of rPhone Leaked

rPhone spy shot

An unknown source has posted some fairly high-resolutions photos of the rPhone™, the world’s first steam-powered satellite telephone. While the rPhone’s exact release date has yet to be announced by Captain Drew there are some fairly good indications that the build quality will be as good as anticipated, which translates to “shoddy” and “third-rate” in most Western languages. You speaky the cheap-cheap? Still, let us hold you back no longer, race forward to see the hi-res photos of the rPhone for yourself! How many of you are planning to be the first in your harbor to own an rPhone?


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