Imperial Ass-Whooping

Your old pirate pal Cap’n Drew has recently seen a magic lantern show that has really captured his imagination! It’s called Star…. something…. I…. I forget. But still, maybe you’ve seen it? It has some strange fellers what run around and carve things up with magic humming swords and then there’s a lot of other… Continue reading Imperial Ass-Whooping

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PiratePalooza 2006 T-Shirt Artwork

Have you been layin’ asleep in yer hammock wonderin’ to yourself “Ohh Deary Me, I wonders what the PiratePalooza shirts will look like this year!” Well dunder yer brain no more me hearties, ’tis time to be showin’ you what I’ve in store for you this year!! Introducing: Booty Call and Musical Swords!!!!! And oh… Continue reading PiratePalooza 2006 T-Shirt Artwork

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PP2: T-shirt Update

This year’s T-shirts will go to the printer by the end of next week and there have been some updates. Shirt Switch Due to numerous requests we are switching the baseball-style shirts to “Classic” black T-shirts. Please note: if you’re a girl who likes to show off her curves you’ll probably want to buy the… Continue reading PP2: T-shirt Update

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Head Count 2006

Just like last year I’d like to find out how many of you surly, unwashed pirates be comin’ to me birthday party, PiratePalooza, in September. Do a quick head count of the crew you’ll be bringin’ to the Palooza then fill out me little poll. Please note that the poll asks how many people will… Continue reading Head Count 2006

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2006 Paloozawear Poll

Those of you who were at the very first PiratePalooza in September of ’05 may have purchased a T-shirt or a babydoll-T as a souvenir, sure to be a valuable commodity twenty years from now. This year there are two entirely new shirt designs, which we’ll debut a little closer to the Palooza. In the… Continue reading 2006 Paloozawear Poll

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Captain Rob

Did you ever wonder about Cap’n Drew’s parents? Well wonder no more! Here they are reenacting a scene from the film “Dumb & Dumberer“. Background music by the wonderful Wine, Woman & Song, buy one of their albums today!

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Palooza Workshops

With the resurgence of interest in pirates due to the recent Disney film Captain Drew is entertaining the addition of some workshops and seminars to this year’s Palooza. Here are but a few of the ideas from his notebook of “Ideeers”….

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New Palooza Ad (Seagulls!)

Can you believe that PiratePalooza is right around the corner? Just in case you’ve forgotten how much fun last year’s Palooza was, Captain Drew has thrown together a special little ditty for you!

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Secret Tiki

Some of the crew of the film “We Are Marshall” met at Trader Vic’s this past Saturday night, demanding that Cap’n Drew make an appearance. A few of those photos are now over on Flickrrrrrr.

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Press Release: PiratePalooza 2006

It’s official lads and lassies, PiratePalooza 2006 will be on Saturday, Septembarrrrr 16th!!! After much thought, discussion, rum and skullduggery, we decided to maintain our course of tracking close to Talk Like a Pirate Day. Since we know that it’s likely to be a bit warm, start pillaging for lightweight gear NOW! The route of… Continue reading Press Release: PiratePalooza 2006

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Never Feed a Pirate

Captain Mal was recently spotted in at The Angel in Decatur, regaling patrons with stories of high adventure while eating their food and drinking their beer. Same old same old.

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Joni Minstrel Kicks the King

This weekend one of my crew “intercepted” a shipment of Village Protest Singer Joni Minstrel’s brand new album titled “Joni Minstrel Kicks the King”. We first used them as signal mirrors, then we gave ’em a go as dinner plates but they leaked in the middle. Finally, we got tired and put one into our… Continue reading Joni Minstrel Kicks the King

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