Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
15Apr2006
Dear Diary, “If you don’t clean out your ship you’re never goin’ to meet a nice, young, child-bearin’ wench,” shouted me Mom last Thursday. “Don’t you know that lasses favor Captains what have scrubbed their hulls and polished their decks?” Well I suppose old Mum is right. Tis’ time for some Spring cleaning! I hates… Continue reading Spring Cleaning
26Feb2006
Where: Trader Vic’s in the Downtown Alanta Hilton’s basementWhen: Saturday, March 11 8pm – Late Late (you can arrive earlier if you’d like a head start)What For: Old Trader Vic has had his outpost at Atlanta Bay for 30 years now and it be time to celebrate with that old rascal who is throwin’ his… Continue reading Piratiki #1
05Jan2006
PiratePalooza (the event) first appeared to Captain Drew in a rum-soaked dream sequence featuring Bing Crosby, Gil Gerard, the oft-remembered (little seen) bamboo taxi from Gilligan’s island, and 35 bare-breasted Vegas showgirls. Drew chased the showgirls around the stage in Gilligan’s bamboo taxi until he was thrown out of the dream sequence by an enraged… Continue reading Getting the Band Back Together
03Jan2006
Media darlings during the 1980’s, the late 1990’s found Rock-n-Roll Captains Mal & Drew scrambling to deliver a new hit album to pay off massive debt garnered over their 10 year hiatus living off the proceeds from their hits ‘Pirate Rock’, ‘Pirate Rock 2’, ‘Lick My Hook’ and ‘Festoon’.
08Oct2005
Good question. The answer is “Yes and No”. Let’s do the “NO” first.One of PiratePalooza’s many undocumented and quirksome rules is that you can only tell other pirates about the Palooza. DO NOT tip off the newspapers, disc-jockeys, television stations or bigtime Hollywood producers as they are all likely to be ninjas in disguise. Especially… Continue reading Do You Need Help Publicizing PiratePalooza?
18Sep2005
Well by now you’ve heard, read or witnessed the power and might what be the PiratePalooza. Here I be, nursin’ a pail o’ water and a wet rag fer me forehead and rememberin’ the truly wonderous things we seen at the Palooza. We seen the lost boys leapin’ about like scalded ass apes in Eddie’s… Continue reading The First Palooza
17Sep2005
The waitin’ be over for the Palooza is tonight come what may. Finish grabbin’ your gear, loadin’ yer digitum canaberras, practicin’ up on yer singin’ and start plannin’ your adventures fer tonight. We be busy at this late hour tryin’ to track down our PiratePalooza T-shirts, cross yer hooks that they be done on time… Continue reading Palooza Tonight!
16Sep2005
Good News! Our survey is over and it’s looking like we’ll be havin’ a thunderous strong turnout for the Palooza. Take a look at the results of our month-long poll: If you considers yourself a pirate through and through then you’ll grab your strap-on peg, tighten your eyepatch and lay away a store o’ rum… Continue reading Survey Says…
13Sep2005
No Admission Fees!!!! That’s right, there’s no fee for admission to PiratePalooza and to the best o’ Captain Drew’s knowledge there’s no cover charge of any sort at any of our ports o’ call! (however we’ll be lookin’ into it) Well here we be in our final few days before the Palooza and cannonballs o’… Continue reading A Few Simple Rules
09Sep2005
Very Important Note: Captain Mal has confirmed that the Lost Boys will be playing on the deck o’ Eddie’s Attic beginning at 4pm HOWEVER if you are under the legal drinking age you will not be allowed in the bar without a legal adult guardian. So all of you under-age fans o’ the Lost Boys… Continue reading Lost Boys Matinee Show
03Sep2005
Here’s a report fresh off’n the floor o’ the Dragon*Con what be in Atlantarrrr right now!! Our Music Director, the Good Cap’n Mal o’ the fine pirate ship the Schadenfreuden has popped out o’ his practice long enough to give us our schedule, and the rumors are true!! The Lost Boys will be found at… Continue reading Lost Boys Join PP2005 Lineup
01Sep2005
The Atlanta Radio Theater Company will be performing on Sunday the 18th (the day after the Palooza) at the Barnes & Noble at Perimeter to celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Follow this link for more information about the time and location of this live perforrrrmance!
31Aug2005
It’s time for all o’ you fine and true pirates to begin spreadin’ the word that the Palooza is nigh well upon us. We’d a’thought that ye might a’been handin’ the black spot ’round in all those dark rum holes where you spend your wakin’ hours, but then you are all such a visual lot… Continue reading PP2005 Collectible Poster
29Aug2005
Raise the Mains’l lads, the winds are pickin’ up and blowin’ us hard toward the Palooza: the mothership has added PiratePalooza to their list of officially recognized events!
17Aug2005
We’ve just about settled on the route o’ the crawl, ’tis truly been a hard decision! Unless tides change we’ll be doin’: FIRST Port o’ Call: Eddie’s Attic SECOND Port o’ Call: The Brick Store THIRD (and final) Port o’ Call: The Angel (this is where our concert be happenin’!!)
13Aug2005
‘Tis been awhile but we’ve slept off our rum and remembered that we’ve a parrrrrty ta run in little more than a month so we’ve wiped the schmutz off’n our little box o’ blinkin’ lights and are postin’ this here message to bring you all ’round hard. We’ve just found out that Good Cap’n Mal… Continue reading Juliana Finch to Join Palooza
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