Captain Drew to Take Over GARF!!

BREAKING NEWS – Captain Drew is holding a press conference at PiratePalooza’s corporate headquarters where he will apparently be revealing plans for a hostile takeover of the Georgia Renaissance Festival. Updates provided below in real time, just hit refresh to follow along… 7:25PM They’re playing Coldplay over the loudspeaker system… large crowd of people… everyone… Continue reading Captain Drew to Take Over GARF!!

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Captain Drew’s New Bird

Do you sometimes be wondering “What be Captain Drew doing right now?” Well! Wonder no more me digital hearties, just give your boxes of blinky lights a hard turn to the right and cruise on over to the Official PiratePalooza™ Twittarrrr straight from the confused mind of the galaxy’s favorite space pirate! From derring-do to… Continue reading Captain Drew’s New Bird

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Video: Dumpster Diving Dawn

While I still be waiting to hear if any of you hull-beaters hobbled away with video from PiratePalooza™ 2008 with video of the cursed pubcrawl/concert, I have some intriguing new video of them dumpster-diving bastards, the cardboard troopers, what always be chasing me and me crew. As best I can tell, it seems those loons… Continue reading Video: Dumpster Diving Dawn

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2008 PiratePalooza Begins

We’ve already lowered our skiff to the chop below and the men are climbing aboard… in less than two hours the city of Decatarrrr shall fall beneath our boots and steel and unending thirst for blood and rum. Beware lubbers, the PiratePalooza is UPON YOU, even now. Remember, the Palooza Pubcrawl goes through Decatarrr again… Continue reading 2008 PiratePalooza Begins

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Peace Binding Required

Hello new person with a real (or nearly real) sword. Here’s a little game that we developed for your idiot-enriched world. It’s called “peace binding” or “peace bonding” or “peace bounding” or “tying your fracking sword to your fracking belt so that you won’t do something fracking Darwinian and spoil our fricking-fracking fun”. This is… Continue reading Peace Binding Required

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2008 PiratePalooza Sponsor

We would have you give a bloodthirsty cheer of thanks to our sponsor for this year’s PiratePalooza, Onyx Consulting!! Onyx is Atlanta’s Premier Mac & Windows Repair, Service and Consulting Provider and recently opened a second location in Decatur, site of our 4th annual PiratePalooza pubcrawl. Coincidence or Fate? Whichever it may be, you should… Continue reading 2008 PiratePalooza Sponsor

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Please Support The Grange!

We’ve apparently been spotted by a couple of popular Decatur blogs this week and the Captain wants to clear up any confusion that may now exist about our relationship with the owners of the new Decatur pub called The Grange (which we’ve been playfully & piratically calling ‘The Mange’). We fully support The Grange and… Continue reading Please Support The Grange!

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PiratePalooza Decals

I shouldn’t have been surprised when me old pal Foe, what runs the Dragon*Con Pirate Party-o, mentioned something about making some stickers for his year’s event… it be terrific idea for spotting pirates on the high ways of the inland passages as they trundle past in their autocarriages (and a good way of making sure… Continue reading PiratePalooza Decals

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Pirates and Syrens

We’re pleased to announce that the popular Atlanta-based burlesque troop Syrens of the South will make a special pirate-style appearance during the finale of this year’s Pirate Music Concert, scheduled to run from 6pm to 10pm at the James Joyce Irish Pub in Avondale Estates. We certainly hope that the Syrens legendary love of seamen… Continue reading Pirates and Syrens

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PiratePalooza 2008 a GO!!

THUNDER!!! but that were a terrible storm we just encountered…. the entire Palooza has been blown into a strange new sea we’ve never traversed afore…. and we’ve just learned where it is that we’ll finally come ashore… why, it’s The James Joyce Irish Pub in Avondale Estates!!! HUZZZZAHHH!!!! If you’ve never been to the James… Continue reading PiratePalooza 2008 a GO!!

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