Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
12Sep2008
2008 ROUTE We apologize for the late changes to this year’s bloody schedule, but an unexpected squall has blown us off-course! Fortunately, there still be a way to the Palooza what allows us to invade Decatarrrr!!! Location 1 : Taco Mac (2pm – 3pm) Why not start at a place what gives you 92 beers… Continue reading Pubcrawl Route for 2008 (revised)
10Sep2008
Shirts Ho!! This year’s silkscreened shirts really will be a “limited edition”, so pay attention and be ready to buy yours ASAP before someone else makes off with it! In case you’ve missed the announcemnt, this year’s shirts will be chocolate brown and will feature a broadside about this year’s PiratePalooza™ on the backside, placed… Continue reading Palooza 2008 Shirts and Sizes
10Sep2008
Every pirate knows that PiratePalooza™ is about music and the salty musicians what brings it to us. Whether it be long-hauls, sheet-drags, capstan shanties, stamp-n-go’s, pumpin’ or fo’c’s’le shanties, you’ll find us singin’ about sailing, drinking and wenching. Now, without further adieu allow me to announce our line-up for the 2008 Pubcrawl!! Wine, Woman, and… Continue reading Palooza Concert 2008
10Sep2008
Look alive you sorry dogs, the seas are high and the Palooza is calling! It be only 10 days before we invade Decatarrrr and there be much to be done ahead of the invasion… like getting our T-shirts! This year we’ll be treatin’ ourselves to a fyne chocolate brown shirt to commemorate the glory that… Continue reading Raise Anchor 2008!!
29Aug2008
Devoted sci-fi fan/collector “SexyBeast2175” alerted us to this fantastic video he shot at Trader Vic’s in the basement of the downtown Atlanta Hilton. It features a solitary cardboard trooper getting groovy to Big Mike Geier of Tongo Hiti singing the lyrics of The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues”.… Continue reading Cardboard Wizard at Dragon*Con
12Aug2008
Excited about the upcoming 2008 PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl?? Here’s a great raw clip from Sandra Sparks’ documentation of the music of the 2007 PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl Concert to tide you through…. The two person group doing the singing are Susan Hickey and Gregg Csikos and are called The Rambling Sailors, and have fans all around the U.S.… Continue reading PiratePalooza™ ’07 Clip: Mary Ellen Carter
11Aug2008
I know, I know, I should be pouring all of me energy into the preparation for this year’s PiratePalooza™ on Septembarrrrr the 20th, but I had some Peppoid Caffeine Steaks at dinner and simply cannot nod off. Instead, I’ve been pacing the cabin of me ship (spaceship, remember I be a space pirate) and I… Continue reading Smell Like a Pirate Day
03Aug2008
Have you ever been to “that thing” what happens over in Decatarrrr every Septembarrr? That thing with the seafaring entrepreneurs and the pubs and the crawling and the concerts? You know, the birthday for the space pirate what be known around these parts as Captain Drew? Did you really like it all that much? Really??… Continue reading That Thing in September…
13Jul2008
(Note: please read the date this was posted, so that you don’t feel a ninny). I need to know why all of you lot be so charmed with Dragon*Con. I mean!! I went to it yesterday and it weren’t nothing special whatsoever. In fact, it be about the worst convention I ever seen!! Plus, it… Continue reading Dragon*Con Sucked
27Jun2008
Breaking news from the world of space piracy!! Fast on the heels of their recent invasion of Mars, your planet’s space warfare organization, NASA, has assembled an army of Earth-born invaders to overrun your neighboring moon with spies! Rumored to already have ONE MILLION recruits, the so-called “space agency” has issued the following statement.
22Jun2008
It be no small secret that I likes ambling down to the Trader Vic’s on Thursday nights just to hear the Tiki band Tongo Hiti play the sweet, sweet music of the Pacific isles for wandering tourists and lonely conventioneers. If you do make it down there tell Big Mike that Captain Drew sends his… Continue reading Hamzilla vs Godzilla
14Jun2008
As a right amount of furious clamor from prior postings have determined: most of you Earth lubbers seem well abashed of the art of Captain Drew’s pirate planet, namely Poop Poetry. As such, I shall be hiding the bulk of my latest treasure beneath the cut. So, if you be not sure that you’ve an… Continue reading The Little Brown What Would Not Flush
04Jun2008
Being as I, Captain Drew, are a genuine space pirate, it should come as little wonder to you Earth lubbers that I be having a serious interest in the doings of a minstrel troupe what calls themselves “They Might Be Giants”, particularly when they gin up a handy little ditty for the Walt Disney Company… Continue reading The Ballad of Davy Jones (In Outer Space)
02Jun2008
Update: Production of the 2008 season of PiratePalooza™: The Adventure Series has been delayed since mid-April due to a unexpected strike orchestrated by well known Hollywood Producers Tab Mueller and Taffy Barstow. As Executive Producer of popular programs like HBO’s “The Flight of the Conchords” and MTV’s “Viva la Bam“, Mueller is said to jealously… Continue reading Pissed Producer Protests PiratePalooza™ Production
28May2008
Them boggers over at Los Angeles Magazine have dug up a real fine firsthand account from one of the buggers what dress up like the popular film pirate Captain Jack Sparrow at the Disney theme parks. Turns out that portraying the world’s most popular movie pirate be nearly as close to working as a Santa… Continue reading Dry Humping Captain Jack
25May2008
Hostilities between Earth and Mars continues unabated with this evening’s news of yet another alien lander being deposited on the surface of the peaceful world of Mars. The latest invasion is reportedly being led by a reconnaissance robot known as the “Phoenix Mars Lander”, rumored to have advanced “measuring” and “scooping” technologies dedicated to the… Continue reading Unprovoked Invasion of Mars Continues
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