PiratePalooza 2008 a GO!!

THUNDER!!! but that were a terrible storm we just encountered…. the entire Palooza has been blown into a strange new sea we’ve never traversed afore…. and we’ve just learned where it is that we’ll finally come ashore… why, it’s The James Joyce Irish Pub in Avondale Estates!!! HUZZZZAHHH!!!! If you’ve never been to the James… Continue reading PiratePalooza 2008 a GO!!

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Palooza Estimate for 2008

This cursed poll is never quite on the mark, but it still makes us giggle to go back and compare the number of people who’ve said they’re coming with the actual turnout at the Palooza…. so jump in and let us know how many dangerous bounders you’ll be bringing to this year’s Palooza! (The poll… Continue reading Palooza Estimate for 2008

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Palooza 2008 Shirts and Sizes

Shirts Ho!! This year’s silkscreened shirts really will be a “limited edition”, so pay attention and be ready to buy yours ASAP before someone else makes off with it! In case you’ve missed the announcemnt, this year’s shirts will be chocolate brown and will feature a broadside about this year’s PiratePalooza™ on the backside, placed… Continue reading Palooza 2008 Shirts and Sizes

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Palooza Concert 2008

Every pirate knows that PiratePalooza™ is about music and the salty musicians what brings it to us. Whether it be long-hauls, sheet-drags, capstan shanties, stamp-n-go’s, pumpin’ or fo’c’s’le shanties, you’ll find us singin’ about sailing, drinking and wenching. Now, without further adieu allow me to announce our line-up for the 2008 Pubcrawl!! Wine, Woman, and… Continue reading Palooza Concert 2008

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Raise Anchor 2008!!

Look alive you sorry dogs, the seas are high and the Palooza is calling! It be only 10 days before we invade Decatarrrr and there be much to be done ahead of the invasion… like getting our T-shirts! This year we’ll be treatin’ ourselves to a fyne chocolate brown shirt to commemorate the glory that… Continue reading Raise Anchor 2008!!

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Cardboard Wizard at Dragon*Con

Devoted sci-fi fan/collector “SexyBeast2175” alerted us to this fantastic video he shot at Trader Vic’s in the basement of the downtown Atlanta Hilton. It features a solitary cardboard trooper getting groovy to Big Mike Geier of Tongo Hiti singing the lyrics of The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues”.… Continue reading Cardboard Wizard at Dragon*Con

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Smell Like a Pirate Day

I know, I know, I should be pouring all of me energy into the preparation for this year’s PiratePalooza™ on Septembarrrrr the 20th, but I had some Peppoid Caffeine Steaks at dinner and simply cannot nod off. Instead, I’ve been pacing the cabin of me ship (spaceship, remember I be a space pirate) and I… Continue reading Smell Like a Pirate Day

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That Thing in September…

Have you ever been to “that thing” what happens over in Decatarrrr every Septembarrr? That thing with the seafaring entrepreneurs and the pubs and the crawling and the concerts? You know, the birthday for the space pirate what be known around these parts as Captain Drew? Did you really like it all that much? Really??… Continue reading That Thing in September…

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Dragon*Con Sucked

(Note: please read the date this was posted, so that you don’t feel a ninny). I need to know why all of you lot be so charmed with Dragon*Con. I mean!! I went to it yesterday and it weren’t nothing special whatsoever. In fact, it be about the worst convention I ever seen!! Plus, it… Continue reading Dragon*Con Sucked

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NASA Recruits Million Man Army of Spies to Invade Moon

Breaking news from the world of space piracy!! Fast on the heels of their recent invasion of Mars, your planet’s space warfare organization, NASA, has assembled an army of Earth-born invaders to overrun your neighboring moon with spies! Rumored to already have ONE MILLION recruits, the so-called “space agency” has issued the following statement.

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Hamzilla vs Godzilla

It be no small secret that I likes ambling down to the Trader Vic’s on Thursday nights just to hear the Tiki band Tongo Hiti play the sweet, sweet music of the Pacific isles for wandering tourists and lonely conventioneers. If you do make it down there tell Big Mike that Captain Drew sends his… Continue reading Hamzilla vs Godzilla

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Pissed Producer Protests PiratePalooza™ Production

Update: Production of the 2008 season of PiratePalooza™: The Adventure Series has been delayed since mid-April due to a unexpected strike orchestrated by well known Hollywood Producers Tab Mueller and Taffy Barstow. As Executive Producer of popular programs like HBO’s “The Flight of the Conchords” and MTV’s “Viva la Bam“, Mueller is said to jealously… Continue reading Pissed Producer Protests PiratePalooza™ Production

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