Rum. Cleavage. Pubcrawls. YARRRR!
08Apr2023
In a surprise announcement that literally no one saw coming, Captain “King” Drew has declared that seashells will become the “New Money” of Newcastle. Here’s what we know so far: Early Friday morning Captain Drew was rescued from a portable toilet in the “France” section of the Georgia Renaissance Festival, where he had been trapped… Continue reading King Drew Declares Seashells “New Money”
09May2020
Rumors are swirling that a pirate is planning a travel trifecta on September 19th – he plans to go to 3 locations: GARF, PiratePalooza, and then to Tybee – ALL ON THE SAME DAY!!!
23Feb2020
Today authorities with PiratePalooza announced that a character identifying as “Captain Rumpot” had been positively identified as a carrier of the RUMinyavirus, known more simply to pirate scientists as RUMMY-69.
22Jan2020
New DirtBlocke™ product is set to revolutionize a weird Medieval fetish On Tuesday morning the old space pirate known as Captain Drew made an unscheduled presentation to the joint House and Senate budget hearings for the 155th Georgia General Assembly to request funding for a “new brand of sunblock made exclusively for rennies” this product… Continue reading New Dirt-based Sunblock for Rennies
17May2019
Captain Drew, King of the Space Pirates, condemns statement by Senator Ted Cruz alleging Space Pirates are even interested in his stupid old satellites.
11Mar2019
First of all, if you have half a brain you would know that you should never, ever, plan how to win a fight at your local Renaissance Festival. It’s just a bad idea all the way around, Charlie. Besides all of the obvious reasons for a person to avoid getting into a fight at any… Continue reading How to Win a Fight at a Renaissance Festival (part 1)
09Oct2018
We celebrated the 14th anniversary of PiratePalooza™ on Septembarrrr the 22nd of 2018. This be my account of that adventure, accompanied by photos by Karen Grayson. All of Karen’s photos are available in an album here. – Captain Drew The pirates who made it ashore first were greeted by the unexpected sight of a new façade… Continue reading PiratePalooza 2018: Buccaneer Invasion!
21Mar2018
This afternoon I was startled awake by GARF’s village postman, who chucked a package through an open window in my cabin. The package was addressed to me and appeared to be from the man what cooks tea atop the small mountain in that fictitious realm. Being that the role of “village postman” is also fictitious… Continue reading Review: English Caramel from Peacock Tea Room
05Oct2017
Me mate Billy Bones should be arriving at Tybee Island any moment now, ready to host his 2nd Annual Grog-Off, a judged competition between grog aficionados to see who has made the tastiest concoction. As any sailor knows, the recipe for grog has changed down through the ages and from
29Sep2017
We celebrated the 13th anniversary of PiratePalooza™ once more in the inland port of Decatarrrr. This be an account of that adventure. – Captain Drew For the first time in years I arrived on schedule to Mister Twain’s House of Ale. As I looked around the place all I seen was landsmen – not a sailor… Continue reading PiratePalooza 2017: A Pirates Adventure!
22Sep2017
PiratePalooza #13 begins tomorrow and there’s just a bit more you need to know about our final secret final stop, where the world famous PiratePalooza Pubsing begins (immediately on the heels of the world famous PiratePalooza Pubcrawl) – please be sure to share this information with your mates. The location is called “Communion” and you’ll… Continue reading Final Stop of 2017 Pubcrawl: Notes About Communion
20Sep2017
PiratePalooza #12 – Photo by Dean Ansley The hidden ale-yard known as Communion has become a favorite ending spot for our crew over the past several years. Better yet, it has allowed us to keep the One True PiratePalooza as a walking crawl from start to finish. Since this time last year the owners decided… Continue reading Donations for Communion
19Sep2017
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, m’hearties! With less than 5 days until the 13th Annual PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing it might be a good idea start polishing up on your pirate history! However, if you’re like most sea devils these days you’re absolutely illiterate (which is why you have someone reading this article to you… Continue reading Recommendation: Pirate History Podcast
14Sep2017
Like many of you, I feel that my friends would be more interesting if they liked the exact same things that I like. Toward that end I have prepared ten easy techniques you can use to convince them to like your stuff, collected from the many stories I have heard from my crew and from… Continue reading The 10 Best Ways to Make People Like You
10Sep2017
I have made the acquaintance of a quite a few nerds over the years – my crew is largely comprised of them – and boy do they get excited whenever the “Dragon Kong” rolls around. It’s all they talk about. There’s a few things that really get them really really cranked up: things like Death Pool,… Continue reading Famous Stanley and the Dragon Kong Nerds
31May2017
The Atlanta Radio Theatre Company (ARTC) has announced a Kickstarter campaign for the production of their latest project “Treasure Island”. ARTC has been entertaining audiences with their live radio-style performances since 1984 and can be seen performing to large crowds at many of the larger science fiction and fantasy conventions around Atlanta throughout the year.
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