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I was recently rifling through my drawers trying to find my instant rum gun when I was surprised to find a gear-bedecked pin with “ASE1 2017” stamped into the metal. The pin was attached to a card which read “Atlanta Steampunk Exposition 1” and featured a link to the Continue Reading

Tonight one of the most serious scandals in modern pirate haiku competition was witnessed on the beach at Tybee Island when a pirate identifying himself only as “Wade of the Jennies” challenged one of his smartest and good-looking viewers live-on-the-air to produce a proper haiku for which he would be rewarded with a special Continue Reading

Billy Bones just contacted us via pay phone to ask what day it was and to extend his congratulations to the winners of his 2nd Annual Tybee Island Grog-Off, which were inexplicably written in sharpie on his forehead. It took him 15 minutes to read them off to us (he kept running off to read them using a Continue Reading

Me mate Billy Bones should be arriving at Tybee Island any moment now, ready to host his 2nd Annual Grog-Off, a judged competition between grog aficionados to see who has made the tastiest concoction. As any sailor knows, the recipe for grog has changed down through the ages and from Continue Reading

We celebrated the 13th anniversary of PiratePalooza™ once more in the inland port of Decatarrrr. This be an account of that adventure. – Captain Drew

For the first time in years I arrived on schedule to Mister Twain’s House of Ale.  As I looked around the place all I seen was landsmen – not a sailor in sight. For a heartbeat I thought I’d gotten my schedule mixed up (again) and was about to leg it down to Henrietta’s Butt Hutt to figure out what day it was – that’s when I seen Porthos sitting up near the front.

Getting to a party first is just an awful business for me because I have to go around and introduce people I don’t even know in the first place so I usually just mumble something like “Mister Flibbinflam meet Mister Hasselflap”. If I do it right both pirates be so confounded that I have time to sneak away to Continue Reading

Did you somehow misplace your schedule for the 2017 PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing? Did you not know to look on the dedicated Palooza page on Captain Drew’s website?? Have you never even realized that this thing is so tightly organized??? ARE YOU LATE FOR THE NEXT STOP???????!!! Fear not, drunken sailor, we are here to save your bacon (yet again) with this handy post featuring the entire schedule for The 13th Annual PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing collected together into one single image. By saving this graphic to your phone you are automatically promoted to the rank of Navigator and may be asked at any point by Captain Drew if we are on schedule. If you SHARE it on Social Media you will be considered for an extra rum ration at some point in the future. DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!! Just save the image, Charlie.

PiratePalooza #13 begins tomorrow and there’s just a bit more you need to know about our final secret final stop, where the world famous PiratePalooza Pubsing begins (immediately on the heels of the world famous PiratePalooza Pubcrawl) – please be sure to share this information with your mates. The location is called “Communion” and you’ll find it on Church Street, in the backyard of REVIVAL, a restaurant operated by celebrity Atlanta television chef Kevin Gillespie. To get to Communion you’ll need to Continue Reading

Captain Drew salutes the sponsors of the t-shirts for the 2017 PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing and deeply appreciates their financial assistance in making the 2017 custom PiratePalooza t-shirts affordable for our attendees. Each of these companies would appreciate your business, so please Continue Reading

The hidden ale-yard known as Communion  has become a favorite ending spot for our crew over the past several years. Better yet, it has allowed us to keep the One True PiratePalooza as a walking crawl from start to finish. Since this time last year the owners decided to convert Communion to an event space, so this time around I have been forced to dip into my chest to cover costs associated with Continue Reading

The latest schedule and interactive map for the 2017 PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing is posted on the Pubcrawl page of the PiratePalooza website. If you be too rum-addled to do all that remembering and typing and pointing and Continue Reading